Topic: The Lyran French Connection part II

[SOS Cleopatra]

YAY Kitties!!!!!

How much do they cost? They are so adorable, the big furry Kzinny ones and the itty bitty cute little Lyran ones both!

[Mutilator]

Romulans aide Lyrans in fighter development...ISC seek to join triad
The joint Lyran-Romulan fighter development task agency released the following in a joint press conference.

Below we see the new Puma-Hawk upon take off.


Once this lightening fast fighter craft gets into position the Lyran mod is released with deadly precision.


Both governments are highly pleased with the new fighter which was instrumental in capturing yet another Kzinti outlaw.


In a tri-government agreement all outlaws are turned over to the Klingons for interrogation. The Klingons have been employing the skills of the highly persuasive Duck and son for these assignments.


While the Kzint have not issued any formal complaints of their treatment at the hands of the Klingons; the Federation stated the toilet paper at the Klingon facilities are rather barbaric.


The ISC has given a notice of intent to join up with the three governments. As a formal gift they provided a "Trojan horse" to be send to the Kzinti. As the Kzinti are know to like shinny things the three governments have thrown full support behind this ISC initiative.


In return for the "Trojan horse" the Lyran government has supplied the ISC with new laser swords.
 

The ISC say they are eager to get the jump on the unsuspecting Kzinti with this new alliance

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

The Kzin are not scared by Lyrans laser swords, as we have the true Jedi Master Kitties among our ranks

Like Obi-Lyrkiller Kenobi



and our Jedi can use the darkside as well



On the tech side your silly "Trojan Horse" won't work as we will capture it and modify it as you look helplessly on



Then when the massive trrop transport enters your capital it will sprout the newest generation of Kitty-bot warriors, based on the tech we gained upon defeating the Borg, grafting Lyran prisioners from our last conflict to machines to do  our bidding

at first they will appear friendly:



then they will spring to attack:



And while you are focused on this our special "Death Squad Commandos will begin their secret mission, to steal all your 'Nip



With this "nip we will transform ourselves and our Gorn allies into invincible marines and assault your cities



also we will employ the dreaded Federation section 69 elite strikeforce



as well as our own all female Cats In Pink (aka Chuut's Yeomen)  special forces



and have them deliver a vicious attack devised by the notorious KAT J'inn.  The Cats In Pink agents will cut through your defenses and present your females with your wedding contracts as interpreted by W.A.N.K.E.R.



Then we will leave you to your own women as they demand their lot in life as commanded by W.A.N.K.E.R.

Outlet malls and shopping centers will spring up catering to their whims





and any male Lyran who attempts to oppose them will be quickly subdued



They will literally skin you alive, so much that you will volunteer for capture by the Federation



and forced to admit defeat



But don't worry they will tret you humanely, giving you a nice prision outfit and slippers



and though you might go a bit stir-crazy



The Feds will give you recreation periods with the other male Lyran prisioners so that you can relieve your stress



I'm sure you will come to enjoy your new existence, except likkerpig who will feel right at home as if he never left his "dungeon" albeit with some new Lyran Gimps.   

[TraumaTech]

the first time kzintis met the gorns! COINCIDENTALLY just after chuut had returned from homo fed spy training camp on how to interrogate prisoners  http://www.boredmuch.com/view.php?id=501



our lyran deepspace signal array has picked up kzinti broadcasts from kzinti hiigh command,warning there general population of a bio genics project that has gone wrong and has effected 50% of thier population.
       On a unrelated matter,SOS Cleopatra is welcomed home from her visit to Kzinti by a adoring public   

http://www.boredmuch.com/view.php?id=492



Lyran covert intelligence operatives,sat in on recent federation council meeting as chuut addressed them on a typical rant on his accomplishments       http://www.boredmuch.com/view.php?id=376

[TraumaTech]

Surrender now, Lyrans.

Not only is it the French way, but let's face it....

... nobody beats Chuut in a picture battle. 

the problem with being a brown noser,is that occasionally ,you get dumped on



http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic1382.htm

[TraumaTech]

in an attempt to counter the romulan/lyran puma hawk,the kzinti high command displays thier new drone rack X with mixed results     http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=481          lead scientist lyrekiller denies responsibility

[Mutilator]

All hail Lord Dfly. Here is an official news update on the Lyran-Kzinti war.



Citizens continue to relax, live and thrive as we always have.



Keep enjoying your regular passtimes without fear of Kzinti filth.



Like our heroes of the past...



and  our heroes of today...



Our champions continue to battle the kzinti filth.



We are relentless in our march on their territory



Our battle hardened forces never run from a battle



We have captured more and more senior Kzinit officials



This was seen flying over many Kzinti planets and outpost



The end is near and our rewards are here.



Keep up the good fight  mes amies.