Topic: WWII Battlefront ONLINE: --- HILARIOUS if you know WWII history! LOL!  (Read 1058 times)

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Offline Hilton

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WWII Battlefront ONLINE:

*Hitler has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*

Roosevelt: hey sup

T0J0: y0

Stalin: hi

Churchill: hi

Hitler: cool, i start with panzer tanks!

paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks

T0JO: lol

Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!

benny-tow: haha america sux

Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?

Hitler: sure whatever

Stalin: cool

deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help

Hitler: lol byebye frenchy

Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry

Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me

Roosevelt: get antiair guns

Churchill: i cant afford them

benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?

paTTon: stfu

Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys

deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick

Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army

paTTon: yah hurry the fock up

Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded

deGaulle: this is ****ing weak u guys suck

*deGaulle has left the game.*

Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?

benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?

benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?

Hitler: ROFLMAO

T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u

Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses

T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol

Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u

Hitler: wtf

Hitler: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge ****ing army

Hitler: thats bull**** u hacker

Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler

Hitler: tojo help me!

T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard

Hitler: fine ill clear you a path

Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE

Hitler: i changed my mind lol

benny-tow: haha

benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1

T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full

Hitler: im 2 busy 2 help

Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya

Stalin: church help me

Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here

Stalin: dont be an arss

Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late

Eisenhower: LOL

benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help

Hitler: o man ur ****ed

paTTon: oh what now biotch

Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol

*benny-tow has been eliminated.*

benny-tow: lame

Roosevelt: gj patton

paTTon: thnx

Hitler: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****

Hitler: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record

Eisenhower: Nuts!

benny-tow: wtf that mean?

Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped

paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker

Stalin: rofl

T0J0: HAHAHHAA

Hitler: u guys are ****ing gay

Hitler: ur never getting in my city

*Hitler has been eliminated.*

benny-tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself

Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL

Stalin: OMG LMAO!

Hitler: i didnt click there omg this game blows

*Hitler has left the game*

paTTon: hahahhah

T0J0: my teammates are n00bs

benny-tow: shut up noob

Roosevelt: haha wut a moron

paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?

Eisenhower: yah me too

T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol

Eisenhower: **** u

paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie

Stalin: go to hell lol

paTTon: **** this **** im goin afk

Eisenhower: yah this is gay

*Roosevelt has left the game.*

Churchill: wtf?

Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join

*tru_m4n has joined the game.*

tru_m4n: hi all

T0J0: hey

Stalin: sup

Churchill: hi

tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!

tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES

Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz

tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple

Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets

T0J0: wtf is nukes?

T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111

*T0J0 has been eliminated.*

*THE ALLIED TEAM HAS WON THE GAME!!!*

Eisenhower: awesome!

Churchill: gg noobs no re

T0J0: thats bull**** u ****in suck

*T0J0 has left the game.*

*Eisenhower has left the game.*

Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****

Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss

tru_m4n: l8r all

benny~tow: bye

Churchill: l8r

Stalin: fock u all

tru_m4n: shut up commie lol

*tru_m4n has left the game.*

benny-tow: lololol u commie

Churchill: ROFL

Churchill: bye commie

*Churchill has left the game.*

*benny-tow has left the game.*

Stalin: i hate u all ***s

*Stalin has left the game.*

paTTon: lol no1 is left

paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep

*paTTon has been eliminated.*

paTTon: o ****!

*paTTon has left the game.*

Offline J. Carney

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Re: WWII Battlefront ONLINE: --- HILARIOUS if you know WWII history! LOL!
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2006, 02:35:23 pm »
ROFFL!!!

I fotsta take that to Drill with me next month. The few gamers in the unit will appreciate it.
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I saw this once before but the game was supposed to be Starcraft I think.

I came here to ask a question.
-Inquiry