Ok, hoax... err.. hexx....
While amusing as those were (gimme more graphic stuff of the oriental chick)
You obviously have way too much time on your hands to even find that, unless you have some sorta really weird fetish that we don't want to hear about.
Get to work on the 6 or 7 servers you have planned, oh visionary short one!
To help you concentrate, send yer booze and happy pills to me... that way they won't distract you from your duties!
Man, am I a selfless fella or what?