Everyone has a computer. Their VCR/DVD has a computer. Each remote controll in the house has a computer. Therefore your Honor these criminals have lied about not having a computer and everything else they have said is in their own defense must be considered a lie and thrown out. Therefore the only testimony left is ours and that leaves you required to find these miscreants guilty as charged and penalize them to the full extent of the law.
Remember The RIAA is Mother, the RIAA is Father, the RIAA is all. Your loyalty is to the RIAA.