Find out where the adobe software engineers live and then break in, in the middle of the night and hold their cat hostage.
Now, I know what you're thinking, why not just hold the dudes wife hostage. That might work, except we're talking about software engineers, they don't have wifes.
Now if holding his cat hostage doesn't work, you can get the same effect by stealing his collection of star wars and/or star trek action figures.