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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2006, 02:43:35 am »
Storyline:

You must reach the center of the map where there will be viagra because I know you guys can't keep jack up!!!

ROFL!!!

<runs away>

Oh boy....

Kimberly, Kimberly, Kimberly.... People tend to project their problems onto others. Is there a problem on the home front?

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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2006, 03:20:54 am »
You Bastard Ted!  you left me outside after that remark

<Chuut wimpers....then thinks fast>

Now I'll have to drink all the booze I can before she pours it out, and I'll just have to hope she don't find these Dana pics.....

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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2006, 06:56:07 am »
ROFL!!!!

Ah, the old bomb shelter/chapel/bar/latrine/something else, ah the memories!!
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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2006, 08:28:53 am »
ROFL!!!!

Ah, the old bomb shelter/chapel/bar/latrine/something else, ah the memories!!

It's looking quite good these days. I hired a Ferengi to run things, he's the grandfather of Quark. Goes by the name of Nark. And the casino turns a tidy little profit for all concerned: J'inn, Chuut, the Church, and most importantly, me. We'd let you in, but frankly, we're scared to death of you and your rolling pin...

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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2006, 08:51:39 am »
You know she has an even bigger one than before don't you Ted?


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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2006, 09:10:12 am »
Hmmm, I may need to put another layer of tritanium on top, as well as boosting the power to the shields...

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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2006, 11:25:01 am »
Storyline:

You must reach the center of the map where there will be viagra because I know you guys can't keep jack up!!!

ROFL!!!

<runs away>

you're looking in all the wrong places... you just gotta find some younger blood

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Warts? That's an old wives' tale, and you princess, don't look like an old wife.
Besides, I dont have fleas like all Raja and all these old hairballs.
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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2006, 01:18:35 pm »
Did someone mention Deepstrikes !!!!

Oh .. and did I hear something about Slave Girls ????

Count me IN !!!!!

Wait ... can I kill Dizzy too ????


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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #28 on: April 17, 2006, 05:18:14 pm »


Count me IN !!!!!

Wait ... can I kill Dizzy too ????



Is there someone who can't?

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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #29 on: April 17, 2006, 08:42:06 pm »
Whens the expected start date for this server?

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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #30 on: April 17, 2006, 10:05:13 pm »
Hmmmmm at the end of the last Slave Girls server. This is what my "Battle" area looked like  ;D



WooHoooo  Lets do it again ;D


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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #31 on: April 17, 2006, 10:35:33 pm »
Hmmmmm at the end of the last Slave Girls server. This is what my "Battle" area looked like  ;D



WooHoooo  Lets do it again ;D


Sweet zombie jesus... you have enough "external" fans?
What else did you do with the case... use it for a toaster oven? Always ready for the "english muffin" fix?
Man, that is... interesting... see the glennfidiche there too... ugh, dirty whiskey...
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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #32 on: April 17, 2006, 10:46:40 pm »
Soreyes, I figured you battled so hard the machine just flew apart.....if I can get my new keyboard to configure properly and I get some practice time, I may just be joining everybody on this server!
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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #33 on: April 17, 2006, 11:28:11 pm »
Whens the expected start date for this server?


After this if Jeff's ready:


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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #34 on: April 17, 2006, 11:40:19 pm »
Hmmmmm at the end of the last Slave Girls server. This is what my "Battle" area looked like  ;D



WooHoooo  Lets do it again ;D



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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2006, 12:25:19 am »
Oh Christ. Who let Dizzy near the server kit again!

Dizzy, I want my Melissa Theuriau slave girl pic tout-de-suite!

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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #36 on: April 18, 2006, 10:34:42 pm »
This old KAT does not have fleas. Those nasty parasites dont stand a chance

w/ a good dose of ice cold water, laced w/ a special formula that is top secret

that only Lyrkiller knows. ;D ;D ;D




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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #37 on: June 19, 2006, 01:08:11 am »
Storyline started on page 1.

Test server will go up in 3-4 weeks depending on if SS3 is ready or not.

I need RM's for the good guys and bad guys to recruit and make the server populated. Spread the word.

I also need a reseach manager. Please PM me your resume. I'm looking for particularly advanced skills in finding odd bits of text I've typed on previous server threads. Pay is abysmal. Don't even ask. Hexx is writing the checks. Ask him. He is the campaign finance minister that handles all the money.

  • 3 week server.
  • F/H/M/R Vs K/G/I/L.
  • Similar ship/ftrlist to SG5.
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  • Huge map, low DV's, customizable by RMs similar to SG5.
  • Similar PvP scoring system.
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  • But losing a heavy metal ship will cost you that much heavy metal off your max for 24hrs.
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I'm gonna try and streamline the rules so Krueg doesnt have to use as much paper printing them out this time.
Maybe if J'inn doesn't play the server I won't have to write it to be lawyer proof... and we can lose 20 of the 23 pages of text...
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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #38 on: June 19, 2006, 01:17:04 am »
 :woot:
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Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
« Reply #39 on: June 19, 2006, 01:30:26 am »
Here is another snippet of storyline on the ISC:



************Notice to all sentient species of the Alpha Quadrant************
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Stardate: 2275.001 (or something)

"A peaceful, harmonious and well ordered universe is the right of all sentient species. Civilizations collapse when this right is violated in even the most trivial of fashion and therefore it must be protected at ALL costs. Peace, order and good government shall be the foundation for which all shall prosper. Protection of peace through use of force, occupation of the neutral zone, and equal pacification is guaranteed.

Surrender to the will and law of the Interstellar Concordium. Lay down your weapons and dismantle your military and supporting infrastructure. Embrace peaceful coexistence with fellow races. Failure to do so will result in immediate and forceful pacification.

Our military police boats are now standing by to take over spacial control of your borders and capitols and to insure your protection from all aggressors be them foreign or domestic. We thank you for your compliance".

- ISC Mandate transmitted to all Alpha Quadrant Races.
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    The ISC invasion of Romulan space then took place in Year 176. A week later the invasion of Gorn space was planned
(Amarillo Design Bureau - CAPTAIN'S MODULE C2), but never happened. Instead, that part of the ISC Navy defected and instead allied with the Gorn. This splinter group of ISC consists nearly entirely of the member races Pronhoulites and Korlivilar. The Pronhoulites, a reptilian race, are distantly related to both the Gorn and the Hilidarians (the latter are a subject Klingon slave race). The Korlivilar, a feline race, have a lot in common in general appearance with the Lyrans and Mirak. It’s possible that the racial similarities had some key role in their exclusive decision to join with the Alliance. A few of the other ISC member races, Veltressai, Q'Naabian, and Rovillians also joined them. They call themselves the NISC or New Interstellar Concordium.

The NISC that allied with the Gorn took with them nearly half of the entire ISC Navy, support ships and personnel minus their bases and yards. This doesn’t seem much of an issue, as the NISC are busily modifying and refitting Gorn bases and space docks to accommodate their resupply and repairs. Preparations are already under way for naval constructions yards being placed alongside Gorn yards for NISC ship construction.

The true motivation for the ISC and NISC separation are unknown. High level clandestine meetings took place between the Pronhoulites and Gorn and also between the Korlivilar and Lyrans/Mirak shortly prior to the N/ISC breakup, but all the NISC fleet remains confined to Gorn space at present.

The NISC agenda is militarily distinct from that of the ISC largely due to the Pronhoulites making up most of the NISC fleet. Being overly militant and aggressive they no doubt share many qualities with the Gorn and as such have quite opposite views from the ISC’s mandate. And as such, the NISC have declared all Gorn space a protectorate and have vowed to defend it and their Alliance allies.

In response, the ISC have reconsidered their invasion of Romulan space a mistake and have made reparations to the Romulans in the way of raw resources. The ISC then signed a treaty with the Coalition bringing with it the possibility not only of civil war between the N/ISC, but escalating a conflict of the alpha quadrant races into what could become a full blown general war.
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Technically, the ISC will share the Gorn slot in the shiplist for the Allaince while the Coalition will use the ISC race. The Gorn arn't much populated anywhos, so there shouldnt be an issue especially with web based shipyards. Shipyard clutter wont matter. Also I'm not sure at what date the ISC or their splinter faction will be playable.
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