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What's a Girl's Best Friend?
« on: April 15, 2006, 03:25:00 am »
 Slave Girls VI: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend



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    “You want me to kill him?” Scott McClellan wasn’t so sure he was understanding this clearly. It was after all his captain they were talking about.

    “Yes.” She purred. “Kill him.”

    “You want me to just walk unto the bridge, pull out my phaser and kill him where he stands?” Scott was having trouble thinking. Something was making his ears ring and his flesh prickle with excitement. It was getting hard just looking at this beautiful woman.

    “Or where he sits. Why give him the time to stand up?”

    “And you think they’ll let me just walk on the bridge with my phaser?”

    “Who said anything about a phaser? Phasers are too easily detected and disabled by any level 3 security scanner. Most Federation starships have them. Nah, you’re using this,” she commanded. The crewmember whom, Scott  McClellan had just met pulled out a boxy contraption that looked less like a weapon and more like some old toaster oven with a handle.

    “You want me to use this?” Scott asked incredulously. She can’t be serious he thought. Of course she isn’t. He didn’t seem to quite convince himself of that, however.

    “It uses an undetectable energy signature. Takes just a couple seconds for the batteries to charge the coils and then magnetically pulls the metal slug out of the barrel.” She studied him carefully. The next few minutes were critical to her, very critical for many in fact. He looked confused.

    “Ok, baby, listen,” she cooed. Using her sexy ‘I’m gonna give it to you any way you like it’ voice, she continued. “See this red button on the bottom, honey?” She turned the device upside down and held it in her lap for him to see. She couldn’t tell if he was looking at it or her tits. This frustrated her, but was an occupational hazard she was used to. “Press it while you’re in the turbo lift and then point this end at your captain when you step off the bridge. Then pull this trigger.” She took her finger and moistened it on her red lips, slid it in and out of her curled tongue several times and then down her chin and neck and in between her breasts on down to the devices trigger before stroking and circling it. She then pointed it at him and pulled it.

    CLICK!

    Scott snapped out of this sexually induced daze like a bucket of cold water had been thrown on him.

    “Remember, sweetie, you have to press the red button or it won’t charge. Okay? Now here you go. Be a good boy and I’ll give you whatever you want from me when you come back.” She whispered the last few words in his ear as she nibbled slightly on his lobe. Her hands slinked down his muscled chest to between his legs. She smirked and thought how convenient it was for him that Federation uniforms had both zipper and Velcro. No fun at all she frowned.

    The woman turned down the corridor and walked out of sight. But not out of Scotts mind. Her smell was as intoxicating as any Romulan ale. Her touch still had his hair standing erect. And that voice... sultry, sexy, seductive, he simply had no choice in the matter.

    He stepped around to his left and followed the red carpet line to the nearest turbo lift in a sort of drunken stupor. Of course not, he thought stepping inside the lift, whatever she wanted, he just had to do it. Did it matter that he’d never seen or heard of her before? Did it matter what this perfect stranger was asking him to do was crazy? Did it matter that in doing it his career as a Starfleet officer would be over and he’d be going to prison for the rest of his life? No. All that mattered was her promise to have her after doing what it was she wanted.

    He pressed the bridge button and inserted his security pass key. The turbo lift swiftly whisked him upwards deck after deck. He thought of her hair, her lips, her finger, her breasts… the red button. He nearly forgot. He pressed the red button and heard a low whine as it charged up.

    The bridge doors swooshed open. He stepped out of the lift, his eyes still on the device he cradled in his hands thinking how her hands had held it, those soft sensuous hands, hands that would soon be all over him.

    Captain Fannigan turned as he heard the turbo lift doors open. “Ahh, Commander McClellan! What a surprise. I didn’t expect you to start your shift for another hour. It’ll be good to have your company on the bridge to liven things up.”

    For an instant, Scott thought of how wrong all this was. But then her voice filled his head again pushing all logic aside and he looked up to see the Captain looking back at him.

    “Commander? I say, good to have you on the bridge. Eh, what’s that you have there in your hands?” The Captain inquired eying the strange looking device the Commander was holding. “Looks like some sort of old toaster oven.”

    Indeed, it was strange looking. Scott thought of how she had pointed at him. Scott then pointed it at his Captain.

    Most starship captains would like to have their last words be remembered as prolific or profound in some way. Alas, those last words of Captain Fannigan won’t likely be considered profound or prolific in anyway whatsoever, but might be remembered.

    Funny though, Scott thought to himself as he pulled the trigger, it actually did something this time unlike when she had pulled the trigger herself…



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    The mutiny was underway and the sultry seductive stranger would soon be in command of the ship. But hers wouldn't be the only one. There were many agents like her on many other ships all doing exactly the same thing at exactly the same time. Before long, the galaxy would be in for a shock. A big one.







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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #1 on: April 15, 2006, 08:20:03 pm »
    Jeeezzzee  I'm standing at attention,. whens the server ready  :)   ?
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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #2 on: April 15, 2006, 08:28:21 pm »
    Jeeezzzee  I'm standing at attention,. whens the server ready  :)   ?

    heh, once Dizzy takes care of that priapitism of yours....
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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #3 on: April 15, 2006, 08:51:50 pm »
    Man you got me on that one I am going to have to Goggle it !
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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #4 on: April 15, 2006, 10:31:06 pm »
    *note to self: buy new ink cartridge to print the rules for this*

     :P ;D

    Can't wait to see what surprises you come up with for this one, Dizzy.  ;)
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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #5 on: April 15, 2006, 10:44:04 pm »
    Man you got me on that one I am going to have to Goggle it !

    Google! Bah!  Who uses that?!  A real man uses a DICTIONARY!  see it says right here, page 1798 of Webster's Dictionary Volume II (H-R)  Pria.... oh... that's painful...


    Anyways...

    Depending on when you decide to start this, I might be able to make my Dyna-debut here.
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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #6 on: April 16, 2006, 01:29:20 am »
    Dizzy you still owe me a dinner on your pirate ship!  Its long overdue!

    However being a reasonable Romulan Princess, albeit a spoiled one, I can forgive you for a few of those pretty crystals.  Well as long as they are flawless and more than 20 carats each and mounted in attractive earring settings  :-*

    If they are bigger than that I might even let you paint me green too  ;)



    you still need to throw in that dinner with a nice wine however.


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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #7 on: April 16, 2006, 01:56:20 am »
    Dilithium Crystals,  Slave Girls of Orion, It's enough to bring a dead Klingon to life  ;D

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #8 on: April 16, 2006, 02:59:34 pm »
    Ahem! Where's my Dana Delaney lookalike Orion hot-chick?  :carmen:

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #9 on: April 16, 2006, 03:15:26 pm »
    Ack! All I'm getting is a little FortuneCity box! I want Dana!  :huh:

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #10 on: April 16, 2006, 03:23:50 pm »
    Here ya go Ted  ;)


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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #11 on: April 16, 2006, 03:33:28 pm »
    Muchos gracias, Chuut! We can't have a SG server without Dana. ;)

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #12 on: April 16, 2006, 07:04:22 pm »
    Damn !!  Now that is a Queen worth fighting and dying for !
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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #13 on: April 16, 2006, 09:06:53 pm »
    Storyline:

    You must reach the center of the map where there will be viagra because I know you guys can't keep jack up!!!

    ROFL!!!

    <runs away>
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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #14 on: April 16, 2006, 09:46:49 pm »
    Some of us are actually quite good at deepstriking, Ms. Smartypants  :P

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #15 on: April 16, 2006, 10:01:20 pm »
    Storyline:

    You must reach the center of the map where there will be viagra because I know you guys can't keep jack up!!!

    ROFL!!!

    <runs away>

    you're looking in all the wrong places... you just gotta find some younger blood
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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #16 on: April 16, 2006, 11:20:30 pm »

    you're looking in all the wrong places... you just gotta find some younger blood

    <Chuut puts in a call to Gorn space>


    Oh Kroma, I found you a new cabin boy, and he's a froggie.......you know what that means, long sticky tongue   ;)





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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #17 on: April 17, 2006, 12:54:34 am »

    you're looking in all the wrong places... you just gotta find some younger blood
    <Chuut puts in a call to Gorn space>
    Oh Kroma, I found you a new cabin boy, and he's a froggie.......you know what that means, long sticky tongue   ;)

    I heard kroma on TS at the start of AOTK2, and have heard all about him. Some people will have to more than just look. I'm hard to catch, and I may just borrow a rom cloaking device to become even harder.  Besides, old man, if alls he can catch is you, he may just settle for it.
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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #18 on: April 17, 2006, 01:49:24 am »
    I may just borrow a rom cloaking device to become even harder..

    Kroma would like that  <Snicker>

     ;) ;D :P

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #19 on: April 17, 2006, 01:56:18 am »
    Storyline:

    You must reach the center of the map where there will be viagra because I know you guys can't keep jack up!!!

    ROFL!!!

    <runs away>

    you're looking in all the wrong places... you just gotta find some younger blood

    I wouldn't try it.  I tried kissing a froggie named Karneck but contray to his promises he didn't turn into a Prince.  Besides a warm furry kitty like my Raja keeps me nice and warm at night, and doesn't cause warts.


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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #20 on: April 17, 2006, 02:43:35 am »
    Storyline:

    You must reach the center of the map where there will be viagra because I know you guys can't keep jack up!!!

    ROFL!!!

    <runs away>

    Oh boy....

    Kimberly, Kimberly, Kimberly.... People tend to project their problems onto others. Is there a problem on the home front?

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #21 on: April 17, 2006, 03:20:54 am »
    You Bastard Ted!  you left me outside after that remark

    <Chuut wimpers....then thinks fast>

    Now I'll have to drink all the booze I can before she pours it out, and I'll just have to hope she don't find these Dana pics.....

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #22 on: April 17, 2006, 06:56:07 am »
    ROFL!!!!

    Ah, the old bomb shelter/chapel/bar/latrine/something else, ah the memories!!
    Always chew more than you can bite.

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #23 on: April 17, 2006, 08:28:53 am »
    ROFL!!!!

    Ah, the old bomb shelter/chapel/bar/latrine/something else, ah the memories!!

    It's looking quite good these days. I hired a Ferengi to run things, he's the grandfather of Quark. Goes by the name of Nark. And the casino turns a tidy little profit for all concerned: J'inn, Chuut, the Church, and most importantly, me. We'd let you in, but frankly, we're scared to death of you and your rolling pin...

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #24 on: April 17, 2006, 08:51:39 am »
    You know she has an even bigger one than before don't you Ted?


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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #25 on: April 17, 2006, 09:10:12 am »
    Hmmm, I may need to put another layer of tritanium on top, as well as boosting the power to the shields...

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #26 on: April 17, 2006, 11:25:01 am »
    Storyline:

    You must reach the center of the map where there will be viagra because I know you guys can't keep jack up!!!

    ROFL!!!

    <runs away>

    you're looking in all the wrong places... you just gotta find some younger blood

    I wouldn't try it.  I tried kissing a froggie named Karneck but contray to his promises he didn't turn into a Prince.  Besides a warm furry kitty like my Raja keeps me nice and warm at night, and doesn't cause warts.
    Warts? That's an old wives' tale, and you princess, don't look like an old wife.
    Besides, I dont have fleas like all Raja and all these old hairballs.
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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #27 on: April 17, 2006, 01:18:35 pm »
    Did someone mention Deepstrikes !!!!

    Oh .. and did I hear something about Slave Girls ????

    Count me IN !!!!!

    Wait ... can I kill Dizzy too ????


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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #28 on: April 17, 2006, 05:18:14 pm »


    Count me IN !!!!!

    Wait ... can I kill Dizzy too ????



    Is there someone who can't?

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #29 on: April 17, 2006, 08:42:06 pm »
    Whens the expected start date for this server?

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #30 on: April 17, 2006, 10:05:13 pm »
    Hmmmmm at the end of the last Slave Girls server. This is what my "Battle" area looked like  ;D



    WooHoooo  Lets do it again ;D


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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #31 on: April 17, 2006, 10:35:33 pm »
    Hmmmmm at the end of the last Slave Girls server. This is what my "Battle" area looked like  ;D



    WooHoooo  Lets do it again ;D


    Sweet zombie jesus... you have enough "external" fans?
    What else did you do with the case... use it for a toaster oven? Always ready for the "english muffin" fix?
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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #32 on: April 17, 2006, 10:46:40 pm »
    Soreyes, I figured you battled so hard the machine just flew apart.....if I can get my new keyboard to configure properly and I get some practice time, I may just be joining everybody on this server!
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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #33 on: April 17, 2006, 11:28:11 pm »
    Whens the expected start date for this server?


    After this if Jeff's ready:


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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #34 on: April 17, 2006, 11:40:19 pm »
    Hmmmmm at the end of the last Slave Girls server. This is what my "Battle" area looked like  ;D



    WooHoooo  Lets do it again ;D



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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #35 on: April 18, 2006, 12:25:19 am »
    Oh Christ. Who let Dizzy near the server kit again!

    Dizzy, I want my Melissa Theuriau slave girl pic tout-de-suite!

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #36 on: April 18, 2006, 10:34:42 pm »
    This old KAT does not have fleas. Those nasty parasites dont stand a chance

    w/ a good dose of ice cold water, laced w/ a special formula that is top secret

    that only Lyrkiller knows. ;D ;D ;D




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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #37 on: June 19, 2006, 01:08:11 am »
    Storyline started on page 1.

    Test server will go up in 3-4 weeks depending on if SS3 is ready or not.

    I need RM's for the good guys and bad guys to recruit and make the server populated. Spread the word.

    I also need a reseach manager. Please PM me your resume. I'm looking for particularly advanced skills in finding odd bits of text I've typed on previous server threads. Pay is abysmal. Don't even ask. Hexx is writing the checks. Ask him. He is the campaign finance minister that handles all the money.

    • 3 week server.
    • F/H/M/R Vs K/G/I/L.
    • Similar ship/ftrlist to SG5.
    • Similar mission pack to SG5
    • Huge map, low DV's, customizable by RMs similar to SG5.
    • Similar PvP scoring system.
    • Similar Map VC scoring.
    • Max heavy iron on at once will still be used.
    • But losing a heavy metal ship will cost you that much heavy metal off your max for 24hrs.
    • So if you lose a 3 point ship, your heavy metal cap is reduced by 3 for 24hrs.
    • Similar fleeting rules.
    • Similar general rules.


    I'm gonna try and streamline the rules so Krueg doesnt have to use as much paper printing them out this time.
    Maybe if J'inn doesn't play the server I won't have to write it to be lawyer proof... and we can lose 20 of the 23 pages of text...
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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #38 on: June 19, 2006, 01:17:04 am »
     :woot:
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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #39 on: June 19, 2006, 01:30:26 am »
    Here is another snippet of storyline on the ISC:



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    Stardate: 2275.001 (or something)

    "A peaceful, harmonious and well ordered universe is the right of all sentient species. Civilizations collapse when this right is violated in even the most trivial of fashion and therefore it must be protected at ALL costs. Peace, order and good government shall be the foundation for which all shall prosper. Protection of peace through use of force, occupation of the neutral zone, and equal pacification is guaranteed.

    Surrender to the will and law of the Interstellar Concordium. Lay down your weapons and dismantle your military and supporting infrastructure. Embrace peaceful coexistence with fellow races. Failure to do so will result in immediate and forceful pacification.

    Our military police boats are now standing by to take over spacial control of your borders and capitols and to insure your protection from all aggressors be them foreign or domestic. We thank you for your compliance".

    - ISC Mandate transmitted to all Alpha Quadrant Races.
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      The ISC invasion of Romulan space then took place in Year 176. A week later the invasion of Gorn space was planned
    (Amarillo Design Bureau - CAPTAIN'S MODULE C2), but never happened. Instead, that part of the ISC Navy defected and instead allied with the Gorn. This splinter group of ISC consists nearly entirely of the member races Pronhoulites and Korlivilar. The Pronhoulites, a reptilian race, are distantly related to both the Gorn and the Hilidarians (the latter are a subject Klingon slave race). The Korlivilar, a feline race, have a lot in common in general appearance with the Lyrans and Mirak. It’s possible that the racial similarities had some key role in their exclusive decision to join with the Alliance. A few of the other ISC member races, Veltressai, Q'Naabian, and Rovillians also joined them. They call themselves the NISC or New Interstellar Concordium.

    The NISC that allied with the Gorn took with them nearly half of the entire ISC Navy, support ships and personnel minus their bases and yards. This doesn’t seem much of an issue, as the NISC are busily modifying and refitting Gorn bases and space docks to accommodate their resupply and repairs. Preparations are already under way for naval constructions yards being placed alongside Gorn yards for NISC ship construction.

    The true motivation for the ISC and NISC separation are unknown. High level clandestine meetings took place between the Pronhoulites and Gorn and also between the Korlivilar and Lyrans/Mirak shortly prior to the N/ISC breakup, but all the NISC fleet remains confined to Gorn space at present.

    The NISC agenda is militarily distinct from that of the ISC largely due to the Pronhoulites making up most of the NISC fleet. Being overly militant and aggressive they no doubt share many qualities with the Gorn and as such have quite opposite views from the ISC’s mandate. And as such, the NISC have declared all Gorn space a protectorate and have vowed to defend it and their Alliance allies.

    In response, the ISC have reconsidered their invasion of Romulan space a mistake and have made reparations to the Romulans in the way of raw resources. The ISC then signed a treaty with the Coalition bringing with it the possibility not only of civil war between the N/ISC, but escalating a conflict of the alpha quadrant races into what could become a full blown general war.
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    Technically, the ISC will share the Gorn slot in the shiplist for the Allaince while the Coalition will use the ISC race. The Gorn arn't much populated anywhos, so there shouldnt be an issue especially with web based shipyards. Shipyard clutter wont matter. Also I'm not sure at what date the ISC or their splinter faction will be playable.
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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #40 on: June 20, 2006, 11:19:13 am »
    Test server will go up in 3-4 weeks depending on if SS3 is ready or not.

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    Re: SG VI: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #41 on: June 20, 2006, 02:19:17 pm »
    Interesting deal with the ISC there...

    So you're saying that the N-ISC's going to share a shiplist with the Gorn while the "regular" ISC's going to be a "standalone" race that won't be playable from day 1?

    Enquiring Veltrassi want to know...

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #42 on: June 20, 2006, 02:23:18 pm »

    Technically, the ISC will share the Gorn slot in the shiplist for the Allaince while the Coalition will use the ISC race. The Gorn arn't much populated anywhos, so there shouldnt be an issue especially with web based shipyards. Shipyard clutter wont matter.


    Oh, sure, pick on us because we don't field lots of pilots.   And, AND, we certainly don't have any of those "anywhos".   The grinch came through here eons ago and cleaned out all the "whos".    And.........shipyard clutter DOES matter.   I wouldn't want to have to deal with it anymore than any other pilot.

    I'll be lurching.   8)
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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #43 on: June 20, 2006, 03:09:35 pm »
    Here is another snippet of storyline on the ISC:



    ************Notice to all sentient species of the Alpha Quadrant************
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    Stardate: 2275.001 (or something)

    "A peaceful, harmonious and well ordered universe is the right of all sentient species. Civilizations collapse when this right is violated in even the most trivial of fashion and therefore it must be protected at ALL costs. Peace, order and good government shall be the foundation for which all shall prosper. Protection of peace through use of force, occupation of the neutral zone, and equal pacification is guaranteed.

    Surrender to the will and law of the Interstellar Concordium. Lay down your weapons and dismantle your military and supporting infrastructure. Embrace peaceful coexistence with fellow races. Failure to do so will result in immediate and forceful pacification.

    Our military police boats are now standing by to take over spacial control of your borders and capitols and to insure your protection from all aggressors be them foreign or domestic. We thank you for your compliance".

    - ISC Mandate transmitted to all Alpha Quadrant Races.
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    Yeah, this sounds about right.  :drinkinsong:

      The ISC invasion of Romulan space then took place in Year 176. A week later the invasion of Gorn space was planned
    (Amarillo Design Bureau - CAPTAIN'S MODULE C2), but never happened. Instead, that part of the ISC Navy defected and instead allied with the Gorn. This splinter group of ISC consists nearly entirely of the member races Pronhoulites and Korlivilar. The Pronhoulites, a reptilian race, are distantly related to both the Gorn and the Hilidarians (the latter are a subject Klingon slave race). The Korlivilar, a feline race, have a lot in common in general appearance with the Lyrans and Mirak. It’s possible that the racial similarities had some key role in their exclusive decision to join with the Alliance. A few of the other ISC member races, Veltressai, Q'Naabian, and Rovillians also joined them. They call themselves the NISC or New Interstellar Concordium.

    The NISC that allied with the Gorn took with them nearly half of the entire ISC Navy, support ships and personnel minus their bases and yards. This doesn’t seem much of an issue, as the NISC are busily modifying and refitting Gorn bases and space docks to accommodate their resupply and repairs. Preparations are already under way for naval constructions yards being placed alongside Gorn yards for NISC ship construction.

    The true motivation for the ISC and NISC separation are unknown. High level clandestine meetings took place between the Pronhoulites and Gorn and also between the Korlivilar and Lyrans/Mirak shortly prior to the N/ISC breakup, but all the NISC fleet remains confined to Gorn space at present.

    The NISC agenda is militarily distinct from that of the ISC largely due to the Pronhoulites making up most of the NISC fleet. Being overly militant and aggressive they no doubt share many qualities with the Gorn and as such have quite opposite views from the ISC’s mandate. And as such, the NISC have declared all Gorn space a protectorate and have vowed to defend it and their Alliance allies.

    In response, the ISC have reconsidered their invasion of Romulan space a mistake and have made reparations to the Romulans in the way of raw resources. The ISC then signed a treaty with the Coalition bringing with it the possibility not only of civil war between the N/ISC, but escalating a conflict of the alpha quadrant races into what could become a full blown general war.
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    Technically, the ISC will share the Gorn slot in the shiplist for the Allaince while the Coalition will use the ISC race. The Gorn arn't much populated anywhos, so there shouldnt be an issue especially with web based shipyards. Shipyard clutter wont matter. Also I'm not sure at what date the ISC or their splinter faction will be playable.


    The I-S-C did what!!  :huh:  What the *#*#* is this?  ISC races fraternizing with Gorns?  They are actually using their bases?  :smackhead:

    You want to know what the Meskeen think about that!!  :rant:

    Those N-ISC weenies can take their traitorous agenda and file it in the nearest gaseous nebula.  :P :P

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    Re: SG VI: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #44 on: June 20, 2006, 11:12:26 pm »
    Now that's the idea, Karnak!

    Julin, dunno 'when' the NISC will be playable in the Gorn list. And to that end, I'm not sure at what point the ISC will be playable as a race on the coalition. If you look at J'inn's old idea of a galactic one server general war, the Mirak and lyrans start off with the klinks followed by the hydrans a few years later, then you have the feds and roms and gorn followed lastly by the ISC. All this would happen spread out over a number of years. In this fashion, certain races wouldnt be playable for days. How much fun is that? It's canon, but would it be fun?

    I'm not sure what the answer is gonna be nor exactly what year the server will start in.


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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #45 on: June 20, 2006, 11:20:29 pm »

    Technically, the ISC will share the Gorn slot in the shiplist for the Allaince while the Coalition will use the ISC race. The Gorn arn't much populated anywhos, so there shouldnt be an issue especially with web based shipyards. Shipyard clutter wont matter.


    Oh, sure, pick on us because we don't field lots of pilots.   And, AND, we certainly don't have any of those "anywhos".   The grinch came through here eons ago and cleaned out all the "whos".    And.........shipyard clutter DOES matter.   I wouldn't want to have to deal with it anymore than any other pilot.

    I'll be lurching.   8)

    I'm thinking of F/H/M/R vs K/L/G/I. So you'd be playing coalition. But it may be necessary to also swap the hydrans and lyrans due to player numbers. We will see on that one. I'd like to have the Hydrans on the coalition anyway to help counterbalance the magic photons. As for shipyard clutter, if you cant find the ship you want, logoff, alttab out to the desktop, login to the web based shipyards, purchase the ship you want (they are all listed) and then log back on and you should have your ship next cycle. So imo, shipyard clutter wont matter. But I'll still be trimming the gorn list as much as possible to make it as smooth an operator as can be since the NISC will share it.

    As far as your player numbers, didnt mean to rattle your scales, but why dont you surprise me?

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #46 on: June 21, 2006, 09:04:15 am »
    I'm thinking of F/H/M/R vs K/L/G/I. So you'd be playing coalition.

    Wait a minute.   If the Gorn and ISC are gonna be on the same side, why go through the trouble of mixing in the ISC ships in the Gorn shiplist?  Are you talking about 2 different things here?  Or is the NICS just a conceptual idea right now?

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    As for shipyard clutter, if you cant find the ship you want, logoff, alttab out to the desktop, login to the web based shipyards, purchase the ship you want (they are all listed) and then log back on and you should have your ship next cycle. So imo, shipyard clutter wont matter. But I'll still be trimming the gorn list as much as possible to make it as smooth an operator as can be since the NISC will share it.

    Yes, I understand the whole web-based shipyards.   I was just making a point so that you would take an extra look or two at the combined shiplist so that it would not just look like a big mess.   Thank you.

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    As far as your player numbers, didnt mean to rattle your scales, but why dont you surprise me?

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #47 on: June 21, 2006, 04:49:42 pm »
    i DIDNT EXPLAIN IT WELL ENOUGH... oops caps.

    The roms and gorns are on opposite sides. Whether the gorn play as coalition or the roms depends... But the one on the alliance will get a shared list with the ISC.

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #48 on: June 23, 2006, 10:34:31 am »
    I have a 4-foot boner thinking about this server.   Training sessions start next week!!   ;D

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #49 on: June 23, 2006, 10:51:24 am »
    Depends on the sides.

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #50 on: June 23, 2006, 11:28:53 am »
    How would the Hydrans feel about flying alongside the Lyrans as allies for one server. Granted, the ESG/Hellbore interaction wouldnt take place, but there are only a few Hydran players this go around. I think It'd be a good change. And it may go a long way to fix the player numbers. Soreyes has stated to me he intends to fly coalition as a klink droner anyway and he's a huge nutter and chuut is gonna be busy half the server. So there are just a few left equal to that of the hydrans, it's a fair trade.

    So the final sides would be F/H/L/G Vs. K/R/I/M. If this is the setup and the hydrans flyu alongside the Feds, I cant justify the ISC civial war where they will share the Gorn race and be playable as alliance as well as coalition cuz I dont want PPD/Hellbores and Photons on the same side. Too much vs just PPD. Alternatively... In addition to the Hydrans being playable as alliance, I might have the Mirak/Klinks have conquered enough of the Hydran colonies to warrant Hydrans ships sharing the mirak race in a subservient conquered role... That way the Coalition wouuld have the same PPD/Hellbore combination they had last server. Then the ISC civil war would be able to happen and they'd show up in the Gorn race at late era date

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #51 on: June 23, 2006, 12:08:47 pm »
    You can't have K and M on the same side. Fed droners suck at flipping and they don't come out til later.

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #52 on: June 23, 2006, 02:28:49 pm »
    Ok, Im really trying to get the hydrans to play on the allaince this server. But the lyran player numbers are a big problem. If I cant solve that, then we may have a F/L/M/G or R Vs K/I/H/R or G. It still will be different even if we end up with the same sides as SG5 cuz we are using a unique map setup and the roms or gorns, whicher is on the alliance team will be sharing some isc.


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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #53 on: June 23, 2006, 11:00:55 pm »
    in which way are the Lyran numbers a big problem?  Are we too many? too few?  we have less than 6, most likely only 3 or 4 that would put any total time in.  I myself play a great many races and usually try to fly for the weaker or smaller side.  Just as an example, last server, the Pirate one, we had our Lyran pilots spread out over 4 races of the starting 8.  If you think we need to stick as Lyrans only to balance it, let us know.  If you feel we are too many, we can diversify if needed.  Let us know.

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    Re: Dilithium Crystals are a Girl's Best Friend
    « Reply #54 on: June 24, 2006, 12:10:53 am »
    Well, if there's a really bad numbers imbalance I'll stop the server so we can figure it out. But if Lyrans are anything like they were on SG5, they will have a bigger impact than you think.

    I'm working on the map with Scipio so I'll let you all know soon what the story is on the sides.