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Offline IndyShark

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What happens when you die
« on: April 08, 2006, 09:21:35 pm »
A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.

A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.   

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist"

 

That's when the proctologist fainted

 
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Re: What happens when you die
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2006, 12:28:24 am »
Now that is good  ;D
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Re: What happens when you die
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2006, 12:49:30 am »
What happens when you die?

just before you move on....

just as the light starts to dim for the last time.....

just as you loose the ability to speak.....

God finally, finally gives you the ability to understand women.
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Re: What happens when you die
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2006, 08:01:42 pm »
He does have a sense of humor =)
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Re: What happens when you die
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2006, 11:13:58 am »
LOL, Indy that's Classic.

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