You're no fun. Come on, you know you'd have some fun with that baseball bat.
Only if they made me lose my temper. That would be unwise of them as my temper is that of a berserker which is why I control it. The alternative to controlling the temper is hurting people who don't deserve it.
MAKE ME BUY A COPY OF YOUR CRAPPY OS WILL YA!?
That annoying XP Home on the laptop grrr. During my May vacation I intend to set that to dual boot Linux, eventually Linux will be the only OS on that machine.
Otherwise my last Microsoft OS was Windows 2000 Pro. I build my own machines now and don't pay for an OS that I don't need.
THIS IS FOR YOUR sh*tTY PAY-PER-USE PHONE TECH SUPPORT!!!
Never bother to use it.
The one time I could have used it I did some advance checking and found out that Microsofts only solution was reformat / reinstall any other solution was "impossible". So I sat down and though the issue out in detail . . . and solved it, in 10 minutes. That incident showed the quality of tech support at Microsoft.
AND THIS IS FOR YOUR DUMBASS DRM CRAP THAT WINDOWS MEDIA INSTALLS!
That mostly began with XP and I don't enable any Windows Media player upgrades or configurations. I keep that ground down to a stub. Even my IE is not configured, nor is Outlook Express. Those features are weaker in Win 2K Pro than in XP and I keep then suppressed.
You know you want to. Just take the bat. Justice can be yours you know. You can right soooo many wrongs.
Justice? Sounds more like revenge. More Microsofts style than mine.
I will do worse than hospitalize them. I'll work with others to break the monopoly and promote honest competition and fairplay. Beat them with honesty, integrity and fairness. Things that they can't comprehend and therefore despise.
I will use Open Source software. I will promote the use of Open Source software to others. I will use Open Document Formats and promote their use to others.
The goal is to spread Open Source and Open Document the way a Von Neumann factory is proposed to spread itself. A binary spreading if you will. In the beginning it seems small but in each stage it doubles the size of the prior stage. In time it will be the software ecosystem not Windows. Microsoft will have to live within the Open Source world rather than Open Source live in the Microsoft world.
The joy of this is that Microsoft sees it coming. An individual forsakes Microsoft and it is nothing in itself. One individual however leads to another and another. Eventually Cities began it also. Now states (Massachusetts, Minnesota, Extremadura and others). Whole countries are leaning that way now.
Choose to stay with the Evil Empire as it crumbles or choose to join the rebels as you wish. But the fall of the Empire is inevitable.
Long live the revolution.