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Offline Soreyes

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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2006, 05:21:12 am »
Soreyes prepairs for another War ;D

   

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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2006, 08:25:15 am »
Quote from: Soreyes on April 09, 2006, 05:01:42 am
We Seemed to have found Hexx in his new Base Station






 :rofl:

Hey Soreyes I bet Hexx painted the flag on that mailbox white just incase an enemy appeared   ;D
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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2006, 09:58:04 am »
Lyran covert intel operatives have discovered the reason behind kzinti inability to master anything more complicated than drones(shoot/fire/forget)

http://www.cutefunnyanimals.com/catfan.shtml
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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2006, 01:42:23 pm »
A high level Lyran spy within the upper levels of the ISC command structure turned over a high ranking Kzinit official


this Kzint has provided us with some new intelligence


It appears the Kzints are hard at work developing new technology


Such as new immersion suits for their fighter pilots


The first trial helmet asphyxiated 45 pilots before they came up with another version, so far only 10 pilots have been lost in that trial


Kzintis have also been developing a new listening post on the northern boarder


New equipment is still undergoing trials to try and find better ranges


Citizens of the Lyran Empire rest easy and relax. Your government is developing it's own weapons and new equipment


Such as new combat clothing


and dive gear for your marines


New laser swords are now in full issue for all troops and officers


In a joint project with the Klingon Empire we have also been undergoing some genetic engineering with mixed results


After the third eye development issues were resolved the laser beam eye project is now in full swing with great success


The T2 cat project should also be completed within the year


When Kzinti Officials saw the official release of our new equipment the often outspoke leader appeared to be at a loss for words
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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2006, 06:36:02 pm »
Rather than waste good beer money on such high tech developments, the Kzinti Hegemony chose to concentrate on one new secret weapon which nullifies the Lyran Tech........

.......Duct tape.


When tested on Lyran subjects it was found to have a severely disabling effect.

http://www.zippyvideos.com/9547411401785116/stupidcat/original
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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2006, 01:09:14 am »
Quote from: Mutilator on April 09, 2006, 01:42:23 pm

New laser swords are now in full issue for all troops and officers




Lyrans did indeed issue new laser swords for their troops.

With the results Kzin military analysist predicted........



a generation of Lyrans without tails     ;D

I guess they won't have to chase their own tails anymore at least    :P
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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2006, 01:52:59 am »
I see Hexx has learned to take on someone that wont fight back to hard ;D




I have also heard that Hexx was "in bed" with the Federation..... But this is even low for a Lyran ;D

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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2006, 11:44:09 am »
Note Hexx' gender preference and location in those photos...... :o
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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2006, 11:47:42 am »
In a panic, Hexx confuses escape "pod" with "pot".

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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2006, 11:50:32 am »
the Lyran perspective...
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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2006, 03:39:56 pm »
Quote from: FPF-Tobin Dax on April 10, 2006, 11:50:32 am
the Lyran perspective...



The Mirak reality  ;D

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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2006, 05:16:42 pm »
While you guys decide which one is more ugly, the Lyrans have been using some ISC infiltration technology to attack Kzin depots.

http://history.cookiethievery.com/071904/
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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2006, 08:54:56 am »
the latest intel recovered from  section 13(and we defenately see why this was classified by section 13) show's how the feds got thier"homo fed" rep.As a result of bizarre mating practices,The Lyran Empire has declared Earthmen persona non grata,(to the male of the species) from ever interacting with Lyran females and well...... animals in particular



http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/84-horny-donkey.html
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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #33 on: April 11, 2006, 09:00:59 am »
in another feat of covert intelligence,Lyran operatives discover that relations between the mirak hegemony and the federation was not always so friendly.Taken again from section 13,we see an assault on a mirak supply depot by a federation force,in which we now can say with 100% fact why the miraks are slaved to thier homo fed masters.As you can see,the mirak forces put up a valiant fight,but ultimately were defeated by a larger (snicker) federation force


http://www.funny-games.biz/videos/395-fatcatvssmalldog.html
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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #34 on: April 11, 2006, 10:47:58 am »
He who attacks my 'nip depot will hereby will not see the light of day again. ;D

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! ;D
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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #35 on: April 14, 2006, 09:50:22 pm »
Well At Least we have a long range scan of the Federation Brain Trust hard at work ;D

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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #36 on: April 14, 2006, 09:56:19 pm »
Here we see the mirak-federation co-operation.
Mirak being used as entertaining pets for a typical slave holding human... obviouly the udders of the other slave beast are filled with a 'nip concoction... free yourselves from the federation instigated dependancy feline brothers and sisters!

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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #37 on: April 15, 2006, 05:05:13 am »
Dairy gives us gas... practically hell on wheels.. er tracks... look out!  :o

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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2006, 04:27:26 pm »
In a bold move to re-write history Lyra has sent agents to replace two troublesome Federation Officers. Only time will tell if they are successful.

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Re: The Lyran French Connection part II
« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2006, 08:59:11 pm »
Quote from: Mutilator on April 16, 2006, 04:27:26 pm
In a bold move to re-write history Lyra has sent agents to replace two troublesome Federation Officers. Only time will tell if they are successful.




The mission would hinge on the sucess of Agent Hexx and if he could survive long enough.



Unfortunately he opted for the red uniform    ;D
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