Topic: Top Ten Signs Your Kzin Is Nuts (Read 1737 times)

Soreyes · « **on:** March 31, 2006, 07:57:21 am »

Top Ten Signs Your Kzin Is Nuts

10. You saw him on "Dr. Phil"

9. Wasted three of nine lives on George Foreman Grill mishaps

8. When you stroke his belly, he purrs, "moooo!"

7. The dog is missing and you found a ransom note spelled out in yarn

6. Was caught sharing bag of catnip with Whitney Houston's cat

5. That toy he's playing with is grandpa's ear!

4. Calls talk radio claiming Gorns are about to turn it around

3. Firemen are trying to coax you out of a tree

2. Believes Likkerpig never used Canadian Wiskey

1. He neutered himself

(With a thanks to D. Letterman)

Maverick · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2006, 12:24:19 pm »

Hmm I think my girlfriends cat nailed about 4 of those...

Thing is terrified of my other cats. Doesn't mind the dogs much. Plays fetch (no joke it's almost fun.. until I somehow get clawed in the ... well spot. Screams like a 7 year old girl or like Fluf when you kill his CVA. And spends half the day running from one end of the room to the other, this one also seems to end with me somehow getting clawed though =(... LOL damn cat.

KAT Chuut-Ritt · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2006, 02:46:36 pm »

Quote from: Maverick on March 31, 2006, 12:24:19 pm

Hmm I think my girlfriends cat nailed about 4 of those...

I hope for your sake she has "nailed" something else

Maverick · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2006, 03:44:07 pm »

Capt Jeff · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2006, 11:12:51 pm »

Perverts !!

762_XC · « **Reply #5 on:** April 01, 2006, 12:23:55 am »

Is Mav old enough for that?

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