Doesn't work. I tried to transfer from Korgath to Klingon. When I went back into the game I was still Korgath. Yet another innovation that does nothing whatsoever.
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Dear: F9thalphageek
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You Are Being Flamed Because:
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[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[X] Your lack of understanding of the fundamentals is disgusting
[ ] You posted a racist message
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[X] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
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[ ] You said "me too" to something
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[ ] Your sig/alias/server is dreadful
[ ] Your post contained nothing but psycho-babble.
[ ] You are claiming that you know more than Newton, Ohm, Pavlov, etc.
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[ ] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS
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[ ] Your a heartless, braindead waste of space.
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[ ] You support the terrorist actions
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To Repent, You Must:
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[X] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read every group you posted to for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy to up your medication
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[X] Read and memorize the FAQ
[ ] Print your home phone number in your ads
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Crack your reproductive organs in a vice.
[ ] Shove filthy syringes underneath your fingernails until they hit bone.
[ ] Dig your fillings out of your teeth with an ice pick
[ ] Chew on old tetanus infected barbed wire until the blood froths at your lips, then rinse your mouth out with boric acid
[ ] Go dive into a dumpster full of medical waste.
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[X] Get a clue
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[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Morons like you give ammo to pro-censorship morons
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Go back to school and actually learn something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the site
[ ] All of the above
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