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Scipio_66

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The Bruce War Machine knows who it wants!
« on: March 07, 2003, 11:29:06 pm »
That's right, Bruce.  We know who we want, and we want only the best.

The Day of the Eagle is upon us.  Will you allow the Romulan pooftas to despoil the earth?  Will you let them deny the innocent their rights?  Deny their denial?  Deny the innocent ever had rights? Shall they force you to wear funny forehead bumps when you go to the movies (but not when you watch TV?)  Shall they deny you your joy of scotch and cookies, or tequila and beer, and force you to drink only <gasp!> ale?  WARM ale??!!

Or shall we upbraid  them for their delusions of relevance? Bob their ears?  Give their slow boats a tow to their homeworld and spray-paint them dayglo pink?   Will you join us to stop pointy-eared surrender monkeys?  The Gorn war machine is looking for a few good captains.  Perhaps you can be one of us.  The few.  The proud.  The Bruce!

But remember:  No pooftas.  Crack tube!

GHDARIA!  GHDARIA!  GHDARIA! WE LOVE YA!!

If you would like to flex your scales and rip some ears, post your name below!  We'll get you access to the Gorn forums at once.


 
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TheMaverick

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Re: The Bruce War Machine knows who it wants!
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2003, 02:08:44 am »
uh oh...
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FPF_TraceyG

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Re: The Bruce War Machine knows who it wants!
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2003, 02:36:17 am »
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uh oh...  



What he said....
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Cleaven

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Re: The Bruce War Machine knows who it wants!
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2003, 03:16:27 am »
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Somehow I know this is a mistake but . .  . .


What's a poofta??  




Hmmmm, an interesting follow-up to "Who is DS?".

Time for the MiB to turn up and apprehend an alien who is living amongst us.  
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KATChuutRitt

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Re: The Bruce War Machine knows who it wants!
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2003, 05:08:10 am »
I thought Pooftas were common amongst the Gorn Drag Alliannce.  This would explain their love for Monty Python skits featuring men in drag, and their special love for the Lumberjack Song......
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FatherTed

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Re: The Bruce War Machine knows who it wants!
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2003, 07:01:13 am »
-cracks tube of Foster's-G'day Bruce! Father Bruce checking in!    
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KRolling

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Re: The Bruce War Machine knows who it wants!
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2003, 07:19:05 am »
If you squint your eyes, stick your tongue out, and hold your head sideways to the right, it sorta looks like my precious Rolling Pin.... doesn't it?
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Soreyes

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Re: The Bruce War Machine knows who it wants!
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2003, 08:08:40 am »
One Wayward and lost Hydran reporting for Bruce duty
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Maxillius

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Re: The Bruce War Machine knows who it wants!
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2003, 11:41:37 am »
1. WHAT'S A POOFTA? If it's anything close to a fart maybe I don't wanna know

2.  J'inn, girls are evil.  It's a fact of life.  If ya find one that isn't, she'll prove you wrong eventually.  
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NuclearWessels

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Definition of poofta:
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2003, 11:49:24 am »




Sorry J'inn, someone had to do it  
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Maxillius

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Re: Definition of poofta:
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2003, 11:56:38 am »
LOL

Kroma....

ooooo

<also gets headache>
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FireSoul

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Re: Definition of poofta:
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2003, 12:27:22 pm »
Noooooooooooo POOFTAS!
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SSCF Hooch

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Re: Definition of poofta:
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2003, 01:04:28 pm »
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DAVE YOU BASTARD!!!


 Jeff just found it on the internet and told me.   It's Aussie for someone (male) that is less than a manly man!   A Nancy Boy so to speak.

Now J'inn is a manly man!   Why I picked a chartacter based on a cute white persian cat that ., .  . . .   hmmmm,    nevermind

Anyways

So, no Pooftas in the Gorn Navy??   <looks at Kroma>  <looks at Scippy's post> <looks at Kroma>

Owwww I have a headache.

 



Would you prefer a "Fairy Cake" then?

Hooch
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Green

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Re: Definition of poofta:
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2003, 02:01:12 pm »
Of course ... this entire thread begs the question why the South Carolina man (Scipio)  knows what a Poofta is in the first place!?!  BTW - it is also a British (and possibly Kiwi) term as well.

Hey Scip, ask me what a Brit calls a cigarette ...



 
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KATChuutRitt

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Re: Definition of poofta:
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2003, 02:10:06 pm »
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Of course ... this entire thread begs the question why the South Carolina man (Scipio)  knows what a Poofta is in the first place!?!  BTW - it is also a British (and possibly Kiwi) term as well.

Hey Scip, ask me what a Brit calls a cigarette ...



 



Oh we is South Carolina know what a "poofta" is.  Especially the Gorn saxaphone corps.....
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Green

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Re: Definition of poofta:
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2003, 02:20:16 pm »
 

Oh we is South Carolina know what a "poofta" is.  Especially the Gorn saxaphone corps.....  



so that explains why your a cigar aficionado.  
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NuclearWessels

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Re: Definition of poofta:
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2003, 06:35:57 pm »
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DAVE YOU BASTARD!!!



HEY!  I resemble that remark!

 
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Jeff just found it on the internet and told me.   It's Aussie for someone (male) that is less than a manly man!   A Nancy Boy so to speak.




Well, more a Je(i)nny boy than a Nancy boy, but close enough

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Now J'inn is a manly man!   Why I picked a chartacter based on a cute white persian cat that ., .  . . .   hmmmm,    nevermind

Anyways

So, no Pooftas in the Gorn Navy??   <looks at Kroma>  <looks at Scippy's post> <looks at Kroma>

Owwww I have a headache.

 



<shudder> I'm still trying to get over the whole Kroma/tutu/thighs thing. <shudder>

dave
   
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Soreyes

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Re: The Bruce War Machine knows who it wants!
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2003, 05:49:05 am »
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*AHEM*

 WHAT THE HELL IS A POOFTA????

Buncha wiseacres!!     You know how curious us Kats are.   I GOTTA KNOW  WHAT IT IS!!!!

<jumping up and down>

Tell Me Tell Me Tell Me Tell Me!!


And how would I know who Derek Smart <crack of thunder in the distance> is?   This is the first on-line computer game I have ever played.   In fact I still have no clue what:

- a router is   (I have a cable modem I turn it on, I'm online,  do I have a router, should I have a router?)

- packet loss is??   (sounds like a contraceptive problem, but I am not sure)

-  a flat file   (most of mine are flat in my office, they are mainly just papers stacked together)

-  the term wOOt  (what the heck is that.  An owl??)

- IP address  (well IP has something to do with me after I drink a lot of beer, but I don't get the connection)

- the internet in general  (I first got online only about 4 years ago,  I still don't get it at all)

-  that King of Queens show and  Still Standing, etc.  (I mean come on people why are they on the air.  AND if those guys can get those girls to marry them why am I still single!!!???)  <erm, forget I asked that one>


Curious Kitties Wanna know.    So PLEASE tell the kitty.



 KAT J'inn, Hi-Jacking FIne Threads Since 2001



Ah J'inn I would think that since you are pictured with two of the biggist POOFTAS in Las Vegas. You would know?  Yes J'inn your picture with the Pooftas is plasterd all over Vegas. I belive that TostyO can vouch for me on that
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