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Offline Sirgod

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Geek Humor.
« on: February 06, 2006, 03:07:55 pm »
Daddy, how was I born?

Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:


"You've Got Male!"

Stephen
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Re: Geek Humor.
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2006, 11:35:54 pm »
:rofl:
I was never here, you were never here, this conversation never took place, and you most certainly did not see me.

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Re: Geek Humor.
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2006, 02:54:23 am »
LMFAO  :rofl:
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Re: Geek Humor.
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2006, 08:54:15 pm »
 :rofl: :rofl: :notworthy: :notworthy:




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