Topic: Aboard the IKV Riverboat Casino (Read 2382 times)

KAT J'inn · « **on:** January 23, 2006, 10:43:23 am »

Captain Che J'inn: Battle Condition 1 !!!!

Tactical Officer: Captain we have two of the P'Tak D7 cruisers on deep scan. They are on an intercept course.

Che J'inn: Bring the Afocal Maser banks online and fire up the Tech II Sensor Boosters!!!

Tactical: Wha?

Che J'inn: WHERE IS THE )*($&#)*($)&*($$ JUMP GATE!!! I CAN'T SEE IT!!!!

Navigation: Wha?? Jump Gate??

Che J'inn: Align the ship to a warp point and go to Full Battle Speed now!!!

Navigation: Ummm sir, we are in warp.

Che J'inn: But but but . . . I see the enemy ship on scanner and . . .

Tactical: <slowly pulls out disruptor pistol>

Che J'inn: WAIT!!! I'm Klingon!! This ain't Eve!! Ummmm. SFC SFC . . . . ummmm . . . there are disruptor thingies on this ship right??

Ops Officer: We are so screwed.

Che J'inn: MOMMY!!!

<EXPLOSIONS>

<sigh> Must remember how to play . . . I remember . . . I remember . . . a chant . . . a calling . . . . what was it . . .???

KILL HEXX . . . . MUST KILL HEXX . . . .

Cool!! It's all coming back to me now.

Hexx · « **Reply #1 on:** January 23, 2006, 10:51:53 am »

<sigh>

As admin I can't promise anything of course, but anyone placing bounties on a certain individual
might find themselves with a few "extra" Vp's at the server end..

The more the merrier..

FPF-DieHard · « **Reply #2 on:** January 23, 2006, 11:27:25 am »

J'inn, are you on my side and are you with a PvP house? <Starts Salivating>

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #3 on:** January 23, 2006, 11:30:36 am »

Quote from: KBG-K'hunt on January 23, 2006, 11:27:25 am

J'inn, are you on my side and are you with a PvP house? <Starts Salivating>

Well . . . continuing in my long tradition of refusing to read rules . . . . I dunno . .

I'm in Suh'nih'n ;n;n;n;n'n'n'n'n'n whatever . . . Chuut's house.

As to what that means . . . hell if I know.

TheJudge · « **Reply #4 on:** January 23, 2006, 11:43:36 am »

J'inn, as I'm remembering now from an embarrassing night on the server...you must first have known how to play in order to remember how to play.

FPF-DieHard · « **Reply #5 on:** January 23, 2006, 11:43:54 am »

Quote from: KAT J'inn on January 23, 2006, 11:30:36 am

Quote from: KBG-K'hunt on January 23, 2006, 11:27:25 am
J'inn, are you on my side and are you with a PvP house? <Starts Salivating>

Well . . . continuing in my long tradition of refusing to read rules . . . . I dunno . .

I'm in Suh'nih'n ;n;n;n;n'n'n'n'n'n whatever . . . Chuut's house.

As to what that means . . . hell if I know.

You're safe (except from T-bombs, and Judge . . .)

KAT J'inn · « **Reply #6 on:** January 23, 2006, 11:46:37 am »

Quote from: KBG-K'hunt on January 23, 2006, 11:43:54 am

and Judge . . .)

Pharaoh · « **Reply #7 on:** January 23, 2006, 02:33:37 pm »

I can assure Brother J'inn that the T-bombs are harmless.

Especially from me

We are a harmless and happy bunch of friendly, well adjusted bumpy-headed types, who wouldn't hurt a fly and wouldn't dream of hurting a friend....really....I mean it

Welcome to the party J'inn. Just remember, the pointy end goes THAT way.

K'Hexx · « **Reply #8 on:** January 23, 2006, 02:41:38 pm »

Yes J'inn House S'uhn'ih is territorial.

So you don't have to accept any changes if you don't want to, and you can go running off the map like a screaming schoolgirl whenever you wish.

You are required gowever to pay the dues any 15+ year Islay singlemalt will work.

P.S. protection from The Judge is not covered by our contract with you, that will cost extra.

FPF-DieHard · « **Reply #9 on:** January 23, 2006, 02:50:04 pm »

Quote from: Pharaoh on January 23, 2006, 02:33:37 pm

I can assure Brother J'inn that the T-bombs are harmless.

Especially from me

We are a harmless and happy bunch of friendly, well adjusted bumpy-headed types, who wouldn't hurt a fly and wouldn't dream of hurting a friend....really....I mean it

Welcome to the party J'inn. Just remember, the pointy end goes THAT way.

Holy Hexxcrement, who thawed this guy out?

K'Hexx · « **Reply #10 on:** January 23, 2006, 02:52:32 pm »

Quote from: KBG-K'hunt on January 23, 2006, 02:50:04 pm

Holy Hexxcrement, who thawed this guy out?

Father Ted · « **Reply #11 on:** January 23, 2006, 06:54:09 pm »

Is it too late to change our bounty?

TheJudge · « **Reply #12 on:** January 23, 2006, 07:43:46 pm »

Beware of my marines, J'inn, they do horrible things to enemy captains (they're a horny bunch). If you see the transporter effect and know my marines are boarding, it's time to run to the nearest escape pod.

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