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Offline Jack Morris

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Time for a new car!
« on: January 14, 2006, 06:13:21 pm »
Vicky went ahead without my input and fixed the civic, but I just got my e-mail from Toyota!

Say hello to the future of the best selling sedan in the WORLD for well over a decade now!

http://www.toyota.com/vehicles/future/index.html?s_van=http://www.toyota.com/newcamry&ref=

click on learn more, 43/37 mpg, and a 440 watt stereo! Cellphone drivers, blow me! I'll crank up the crew so loud you will not be able to talk and drive! Which since 94 has caused more accidents and fatalities than drunk driving.

Bad news? Can't take delivery until Jan 2 07 because of Bush's messing with hybrid tax laws. He wants us to drive gas hogs!


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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2006, 12:21:16 pm »
OK Mr. Yugo.

Just stay outa my way, deal?





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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2006, 12:58:42 pm »
 :rofl:

2 mpg????  ;D
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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2006, 01:05:37 pm »
No

2 gpm.    ;D
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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2006, 02:15:25 pm »
 :rofl:
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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2006, 07:02:59 pm »
Bah!
Wait for the 2009 Camero!
Dammit, don't have a link on hand, rear end looks like the current mustang fastback, front end is.... definitely unique!
6 liter powerplant (what is that... 383 cubic inches?)
No doubt it will be like the last generation... out of my price range!

Oh well, can rice up my kia with spinners and coffee can exaust... maybe a big m-fing wing on the back... because you want downforce on your rear end at high speed in a front wheel drive!  ::)
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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2006, 08:01:16 pm »
50k and 400 h.p. is the new gen Camaro specs.
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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2006, 01:33:29 pm »
Quote from: Jack Morris on January 15, 2006, 08:01:16 pm
50k and 400 h.p. is the new gen Camaro specs.

Gah! 50k in yankee greenbacks?
That is like a zillion in canuckistani pesos!
Target market must be well off guys going thru the mid life crisis!
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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2006, 03:04:36 pm »
Camaro... Nothing says "Peaked in High School"  like, Camaro!!!

 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2006, 04:00:38 pm »
Quote from: GE-Raven on January 17, 2006, 03:04:36 pm
Camaro... Nothing says "Peaked in High School"  like, Camaro!!!

 ;D ;D ;D

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Eh, had a fetish for the things... had 2, both friday cars... just a masochist I guess.
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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2006, 04:36:31 pm »
Quote from: GE-Raven on January 17, 2006, 03:04:36 pm
Camaro... Nothing says "Peaked in High School"  like, Camaro!!!

 ;D ;D ;D

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You have obviously forgotten about the Fiero.
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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2006, 06:14:58 am »
Quote from: Dracho on January 17, 2006, 04:36:31 pm
Quote from: GE-Raven on January 17, 2006, 03:04:36 pm
Camaro... Nothing says "Peaked in High School"  like, Camaro!!!

 ;D ;D ;D

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You have obviously forgotten about the Fiero.

I saw one of those that had ran a redlight and was T-boned by a '65 Fury. The engine was on one side and the front half was about 30 feet away. The guys left arm was still stuck in the Fury's grill.
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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2006, 10:36:09 pm »
Quote from: Fedman  NCC-3758 on January 15, 2006, 12:21:16 pm
OK Mr. Yugo.

Just stay outa my way, deal?





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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2006, 11:34:13 pm »
I aint getting a new car until Oldsmobile reopens... (turns to car) Ya hear that baby? You gotta last til Hell freezes over...

Lessee I got this car in 98...had one problem with it...something in the steering wheel coulda killed me...can't remember what it was.  The only problem I have with it now isn't really an issue until Winter is over...something shorted out in my console, my power windows have been disabled...darn hit and runners, I gotta get better marines  >:(
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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2006, 02:56:37 am »
 :rofl:

LMAO @ Clark's remarks. One day people will learn that penis envy equals geting pumped in the rump at the gas pump.
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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2006, 09:06:25 am »
Quote from: Lieutenant_Q on January 21, 2006, 11:34:13 pm
...darn hit and runners, I gotta get better marines  >:(

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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2006, 04:52:59 pm »
Is it true that there are stil deisel cars on the market, and they get upwards of 50 mpg?
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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #17 on: February 08, 2006, 05:17:53 am »
Ever since I sold my charger (because the bastard kept chuggin gas on a pace that I couldnt keep up with), I've been looking for a new car. Found one.
The following picture is pretty much identical :}

Yes, it is a '69 Plymouth fury. I intent to replace the engine with a diesel 8 :}
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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2006, 09:01:12 am »
Nice ride Mackie........

I have a '71 Charger Super Bee.

383 Magnum.


Buzzzzzzzzzzzz.  ;)
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Re: Time for a new car!
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2006, 05:23:47 pm »
Me, I've got a brand spanking new 2006 Honda Odyssey!!  :woot:

Look at me, I'm a friggin mini-van dad. ;D

V-6 24 valve SOHC VTEC putting out 244 horsies.... Windstars just can't beat me off the line.

The "magic" third row 60/40 stowaway seat.... I swear I could hide Hoffa's body in that stowaway well.

15!, COUNT THEM!!, FIFTEEEEEEN cup holders!!! Yea boy, we be cruisin with them bad boys all deployed at once and it doesn't upset the handling one bit.

Already started pimping it with a Kawasaki dual deck DVD player out to two strap-on headrest monitors. Scooby Doo never looked so good!  :o
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