Topic: Some people need to learn to leave the zoo animals alone

[Jack Morris]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060218/ap_on_re_eu/britain_penguin

Three-month-old Toga disappeared mid-December from the Amazon World zoo on the Isle of Wight, off the south coast. The bird is presumed dead, as experts said it was too young to survive without its parents.

If I had caught that mo-fo I would have thrown him or her into the tigers den or lions den and said to the animals "Lunch is on me!"

Kudos to the penguins though, they got right back to it.