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Offline Bonk

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The iIt
« on: January 09, 2006, 11:43:15 am »
The new iIt ® is now available!

iIt ® is smooth! iIt ® is rounded! iIt ® is plastic!
iIt ® starts with an "i", you know you just gotta have iIt ®!

iIt ® does everything you want!

Got a hot date? The iIt ® will have you looking like a smash in a flash! You'll be irresistable with an iIt ®!

Car broken-down? The iIt ® will have you back on the road in no time!

Unhappy, dissatisfied with life? The iIt ® will put the spring back in your step!

Looking a little loose in the caboose? The iIt ® will give you glutes of iron in minutes!

THe iIt ® will interface with any existing technology you own instantly with absolutely no configuration necessary! Just "play"! No "plug" necessary!

There is nothing the iIt ® can't do for you!

The iIt ® is only $199.99, for a limited time! This is an incredible one-time offer!

Call 1-800-RIP-MEOF to order yours now!

Brought to you by Panacea Industries Inc. © 2006.
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Re: The iIt
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2006, 10:28:57 pm »
They take checks?
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Re: The iIt
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2006, 10:37:31 pm »
What colors does it come in?
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Re: The iIt
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2006, 10:54:25 pm »
Quote from: Mr_Tricorder on January 09, 2006, 10:37:31 pm
What colors does it come in?

Any colour you want as long as you want beige.
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Re: The iIt
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2006, 06:10:14 am »
Can I get one for my Key Chain....  :huh:
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Re: The iIt
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2006, 03:06:13 pm »
Quote from: E_Look NCC-9091 on January 09, 2006, 10:28:57 pm
They take checks?

Only if drawn on Swiss or Carribean banks. ;) But money orders, visa or mastercard are preferred of course.

Quote from: Mr_Tricorder on January 09, 2006, 10:37:31 pm
What colors does it come in?

IKV Nemesis is absolutely correct:
Quote from: IKV Nemesis on January 09, 2006, 10:54:25 pm
Any colour you want as long as you want beige.

However, by next year a daughter company (for tax purposes) will be producing iIt ® skins in everything from camo to zebra skin... ;)

Quote from: C-Los on January 10, 2006, 06:10:14 am
Can I get one for my Key Chain....  :huh:

As mentioned:

Quote from: Bonk on January 09, 2006, 11:43:15 am
The iIt ® will interface with any existing technology you own instantly with absolutely no configuration necessary! Just "play"! No "plug" necessary!

This includes keychains.  ;D
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Re: The iIt
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2006, 08:20:29 pm »
Quote from: Bonk on January 10, 2006, 03:06:13 pm

IKV Nemesis is absolutely correct:
Quote from: IKV Nemesis on January 09, 2006, 10:54:25 pm
Any colour you want as long as you want beige.

However, by next year a daughter company (for tax purposes) will be producing iIt ® skins in everything from camo to zebra skin... ;)

How will they get the Zebra to swallow it?
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Re: The iIt
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2006, 02:02:01 am »
Quote from: IKV Nemesis on January 10, 2006, 08:20:29 pm
Quote from: Bonk on January 10, 2006, 03:06:13 pm

IKV Nemesis is absolutely correct:
Quote from: IKV Nemesis on January 09, 2006, 10:54:25 pm
Any colour you want as long as you want beige.

However, by next year a daughter company (for tax purposes) will be producing iIt ® skins in everything from camo to zebra skin... ;)

How will they get the Zebra to swallow it?

"iIt ® is smooth! iIt ® is rounded! ...

iIt ® does everything you want!"

Shouldn't be a problem!  ;D ;)
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Re: The iIt
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2006, 01:00:40 pm »
Is it waterproof?

Is it machine washable?

Is it bio-degradable?
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