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Offline Father Ted

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The Exorcist, Part II
« on: December 21, 2005, 01:39:22 pm »
Captain's Log, Stardate 122105. Captain C-Los and I continue our work to free the young child from the demon we call Hexx. We just received an urgent dispatch from SF HQ that Captain Hondo has stolen a Runabout and is enroute to our location. The description is familiar: Glazed, insane look in the eye, Clothing: horrifying. C-Los and and I move back up the stairs to face Hexx once again....

"What is with this putrid orange juice and scrambled eggs?" The demon roared, "I specifically ordered Eggs Benedict and a Hurricane from Pat O'Brien's in New Orleans!" "Hexx", I said "or whatever your name might be, New Orleans is shut down due to another Hurricane. As for the eggs, well tough luck.

I immediately realized I had pushed the demon a little too far when C-Los and I were thrown out the window and into the neighbor's swimming pool....

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Re: The Exorcist, Part II
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2005, 12:52:21 am »
Hope you Brought the Holy Hand Grenade with you Father


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Re: The Exorcist, Part II
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2005, 06:39:46 am »
See this is what gets me..
I mean I spend most of my (very limited) free time
trying to put together a server for you guys.
And no one can even take the time to do my eggs properly.
Plus -What's with the swimming pool?
If ever I've the ability to toss people out of windows on a whim
I'm thinking they'll be landing in some sort of oil wrestling pit with
Kroma...
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Re: The Exorcist, Part II
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2005, 09:23:25 am »
You have to forgive me. I'm fightining a 102 degree fever and lusty visions of Gwinneth Paltrow. It's the flu!

Actually, according to the the docs, it's pneumonia. But I'm still having lusty visions of Gwinneth Paltrow!!!
« Last Edit: December 22, 2005, 09:55:10 am by Father Ted »

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Re: The Exorcist, Part II
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2005, 11:03:07 am »
See the problem is you're fighting lusty visons of Gwyneth Paltrow..
Give in.. it will be for the better..
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