If there is an AI race then it would be really, really nice if you could put the Mirak interface there. If it absolutely cannot be done and someone *has* to have the Mirak interface, then I suppose I'll deal. (I'll whine, I'll moan, I'll bitch, and I'll be a grumpy Gorn, but I'll deal.)
To be sure, my issue with the Mirak UI has little to do with the bug, though that may bother others. I just find it the ugliest thing since Raymond Bur tried to squeeze into Tonya Harding's thong underwear and ran all over the stage at the Jerry Lewis telethon. Lots of buttons on the UI are just plain wrong, and my eyes bleed after looking at it for more than a few seconds.
As for the H&R pause button being broken, maybe its really for the best. These are Klingon warriors! What are they doing sitting around on the transporter pads "pausing" when they should be out killing people and breaking things? Standing around makes them grumpy.
They go home crying about it to their mothers, too. Oh! you should see the complaints I get at the annual Parent/Commander Association meetings. These parents all seem to think that their children are perfect little angels who can do no wrong, and they have absolutely no respect for my strategic plans. They never stop and think that maybe I know what I'm doing with that pause button, and maybe their munchkins are just whiney little spoiled brats.
"My little angel came home crying!"
"My little baby wants to harm humans!"
"My little angel wants to maim Mirak!"
"My little baby wants to rape Hydrans!"
They are all into imediate gratification and never saying "no" to their children. If I try one little bit of strategy I never hear the end of it. The only time I ever get any thanks is when the Klinks are pressed into service fighting Gorn. Then it's all, "Oh, Mr. S'Cipio. I don't want my little angel to have to get into hand-to-hand with the big mean lizard. Please keep up the good work with your pause button!"
Pfffft!!!! Forget this public Deep Space Fleet stuff. I want to get these little Klinks some vouchers so that I can command them in a private fleet. Preferably a Catholic one. Then I'd teach these little pansy warriors some
discipline!.
-S'Cipio the Red