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Offline Jack Morris

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Do not go up to a cop and ask "What's up?"
« on: November 30, 2005, 11:03:01 am »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051129/ap_on_fe_st/bad_question;_ylt=AoEXsXB3w7eo1ZGvGhRe_37tiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--

A search of Jenkins found $700 and a small amount of suspected crack cocaine, police said. A search of his house turned up $8,000 and 15 grams of suspected crack.

Jenkins was being held in the Polk County jail on more than $130,000 bond.

Some people,  :rofl:

Here is another good one, this one about a kid and the police!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051130/ap_on_fe_st/joyride_police_cruiser;_ylt=AlOpyeamPGi4p2cWNIAu3fztiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--

Now going up to a police station and stealing a cruiser takes balls! If I was the chief, I'd get him squared away and on the right track, watch him until he graduates high school, then offer him a job on the force with the anti-theft division!

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Re: Do not go up to a cop and ask "What's up?"
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2005, 05:27:00 pm »
So why did he say "What's up?"?  :huh:

I came here to ask a question.
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Re: Do not go up to a cop and ask "What's up?"
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2005, 05:48:54 pm »
On Crack maybe??!?   ;D

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Re: Do not go up to a cop and ask "What's up?"
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2005, 07:45:34 pm »
I stopped trying to riddle out the bevahiors of stupid people a long time ago. Combine stupidity with regular drug use, and well, you have an even greater riddle. But this riddle isn't an entertaining one, no, it's a riddle wrapped in a snotty tissue paper, thrown behind the fridge.

You don't want to even look at this riddle, much less puzzle it out.

Trust me, just go to the fridge and get a beer.

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Re: Do not go up to a cop and ask "What's up?"
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2005, 08:02:07 pm »
But I don't drink beer.  :-\

I came here to ask a question.
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Re: Do not go up to a cop and ask "What's up?"
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2005, 08:52:44 pm »
I stopped trying to riddle out the bevahiors of stupid people a long time ago.

Stupid is hard enough to figure out but I can usually handle that.  What I can't comprehend is those who are routinely malicious without provocation.  From thowing eggs at pedestrians from a moving car to random vandalism I just can't understand people like that.
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Re: Do not go up to a cop and ask "What's up?"
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2005, 05:08:40 am »
What a dumbarse! I wish I had 8k cash laying in the apt.  ;D He can keep the crack though.  ;) I've seen too many vets addicted to that stuff trying to square their lives away, and I thought I had it bad with drink relapses, these guys have it way tougher. Vets aside, I've seen too many gorgeous women in Austin try or be forced to use that crap, then they are so addicted they will "ho" themselves out to get it and lose whatever beauty they had in the process.  >:(