<somewhere in a psych ward in D.C.>
J'inn: <in fetal position> <whimper>
Nurse: Dear lord doctor what could do that to a man.
Doctor: Well nurse they found him lying on the floor of a KMart near the toys section. Just like this.
Nurse: You mean with his shoes worn out, a glazed look in his eyes, drooling, and a sales brochure shoved in his mouth?
Doctor: Yup. Appears he mention taking a break from shopping to eat and someone strongly disapproved.
Nurse: Ummmm Doctor where are his . . . ummm . . . .
Doctors: Looks like they were kicked up into his throat by the looks of this x-ray. <cringes>
Nurse: OMG!!! LOOK AT THIS!!!
Doctor: WHAT IS IT NURSE!!!
Nurse: 50% ladies shoes at Wal-Mart today!!!
Doctor: NURSE!! Stop pulling the brochure out of his mouth it's the only thing holding his manhood in!!!
Nurse: Screw that!! We're talking shoes here!!
Doctor: NURSE!!!
J'inn: <whimper>