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Offline ShadowLord

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Bird Flu Symptoms
« on: November 18, 2005, 08:10:08 am »
Got this as an email today -- it did make me chuckle

With all the publicity on bird flu a recent directive was sent to all
> health care providers to so that they may be able to recognize some
> signs and symptoms of this dreaded malady. Please read the following
> carefully.....
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> Symptoms of bird flu.If you experience any of the following, please
> seek medical treatment immediately:
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>   1.  High fever
>   2.  Congestion
>   3.  Nausea
>   4.  Fatigue
>   5.  Aching in the joints
>   6.  An irresistible urge to sh*t on someone's windshield
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Offline FPF-Tobin Dax

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Re: Bird Flu Symptoms
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2005, 03:36:49 pm »
nature called...
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Offline FPF-DieHard

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Re: Bird Flu Symptoms
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2005, 05:13:06 pm »
Another Symptom:  Your Schween gets stuck in a Chicken . . .
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Re: Bird Flu Symptoms
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2005, 10:42:10 am »
"Tamiflu" - I bet it doesn't actually do anything, people just like to say it - "Tamiflu"... Geshundeit!  :D
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