Got this as an email today -- it did make me chuckle
With all the publicity on bird flu a recent directive was sent to all
> health care providers to so that they may be able to recognize some
> signs and symptoms of this dreaded malady. Please read the following
> carefully.....
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> Symptoms of bird flu.If you experience any of the following, please
> seek medical treatment immediately:
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> 1. High fever
> 2. Congestion
> 3. Nausea
> 4. Fatigue
> 5. Aching in the joints
> 6. An irresistible urge to sh*t on someone's windshield