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Offline Jack Morris

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So you wanna be a "stud"?
« on: November 18, 2005, 10:37:40 pm »
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Offline Jack Morris

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Re: So you wanna be a "stud"?
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2005, 10:41:32 pm »
"And then you've got the situation with the old husband leaving his wife for the younger girl, and the lady sitting at home crying. Well, now she has a place to go, and say, 'Right back at you, buddy, and on your credit card."'

 :rofl:

I do not think it will work out to well, women hardly ever have a problem finding a sex partner.  ;D It's us men that have to do a lil bit of coaxing to get it!
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Re: So you wanna be a "stud"?
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2005, 01:21:32 am »
i've always said:

women sleep with who they want to...

men sleep with whoever will let them!

 ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D
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Re: So you wanna be a "stud"?
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2005, 04:24:39 am »
Quote from: stoneyface_XC on November 19, 2005, 01:21:32 am
i've always said:

women sleep with who they want to...

men sleep with whoever will let them!

 ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D

That still doesn't explain the pictures of you and the goat. Well maybe it explains the goat, but not the midgets dressed like Hitler.
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Re: So you wanna be a "stud"?
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2005, 08:51:28 am »
I can only imagine the employment ads for that one!

"Only horses need apply!"  ;)
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Re: So you wanna be a "stud"?
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2005, 09:15:41 am »
Can you imagine what the women who have to pay for sex look like? I don't think that job would be a lot of fun.....
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Re: So you wanna be a "stud"?
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2005, 09:18:16 am »
 :rofl:
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Re: So you wanna be a "stud"?
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2005, 09:44:55 am »
Something like this?

 :P
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Re: So you wanna be a "stud"?
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2005, 05:46:44 pm »
Quote from: Jack Morris on November 19, 2005, 09:44:55 am
Something like this?

 :P

You are an evil, evil man.
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