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Offline Sirgod

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I feel It's my duty to support Our friend J'inn ...
« on: November 17, 2005, 09:06:25 pm »
Since black friday is fast approaching.

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Re: I feel It's my duty to support Our friend J'inn ...
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2005, 10:31:41 pm »
Why is he getting Neutered??

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Re: I feel It's my duty to support Our friend J'inn ...
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2005, 10:35:46 pm »
He's getting neutered? Whoa!
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Re: I feel It's my duty to support Our friend J'inn ...
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2005, 10:52:02 pm »
He's getting neutered? Whoa!

About damn time!
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Re: I feel It's my duty to support Our friend J'inn ...
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2005, 11:04:55 pm »


Be afraid J'inn.....be very afraid   :P

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Re: I feel It's my duty to support Our friend J'inn ...
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2005, 01:11:53 pm »
Word has it that SR knows it is near shopping time for X-mas.

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Re: I feel It's my duty to support Our friend J'inn ...
« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2005, 01:35:29 pm »
It's time for:

P-O-T-O-M-A-C M-I-L-L-S  Outlet Mall.

*snicker*

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Re: I feel It's my duty to support Our friend J'inn ...
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2005, 08:22:30 pm »
Just for the record.

I just found out that I'm officially and legally SINGLE again as of Dec 9.

No more mall muling for me.
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Re: I feel It's my duty to support Our friend J'inn ...
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2005, 04:38:47 pm »
<somewhere in a psych ward in D.C.>



J'inn:  <in fetal position> <whimper>

Nurse: Dear lord doctor what could do that to a man.

Doctor:  Well nurse they found him lying on the floor of a KMart near the toys section.  Just like this.

Nurse: You mean with his shoes worn out, a glazed look in his eyes, drooling, and a sales brochure shoved in his mouth?

Doctor:  Yup.  Appears he mention taking a break from shopping to eat and someone strongly disapproved.

Nurse: Ummmm  Doctor where are his . . . ummm . . . .

Doctors: Looks like they were kicked up into his throat by the looks of this x-ray.  <cringes>

Nurse: OMG!!! LOOK AT THIS!!!

Doctor: WHAT IS IT NURSE!!!

Nurse:  50% ladies shoes at Wal-Mart today!!!

Doctor:  NURSE!! Stop pulling the brochure out of his mouth it's the only thing holding his manhood in!!!

Nurse: Screw that!! We're talking shoes here!!

Doctor: NURSE!!!

J'inn: <whimper>






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Re: I feel It's my duty to support Our friend J'inn ...
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2005, 05:37:23 pm »
 :rofl:
er..I mean...
Poor Jinn!

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Re: I feel It's my duty to support Our friend J'inn ...
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2005, 08:45:14 pm »
+1 to you Jinn for having such a good sense of humor.  loved it.

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Re: I feel It's my duty to support Our friend J'inn ...
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2005, 07:15:09 am »
Damn, Jinn...She can't be that bad, really. And if she is, what you need to do is drag her along with you the next time you decide to go look at the toys at Lowes or whichever hardware store you go to.
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Re: I feel It's my duty to support Our friend J'inn ...
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2005, 08:17:50 am »
Damn, Jinn...She can't be that bad, really. And if she is, what you need to do is drag her along with you the next time you decide to go look at the toys at Lowes or whichever hardware store you go to.

 oh the wonder of youth before the reality of real life sets in, the pure innocence, before she who must not be named sees the sale adds and turns into the shopping demon from hell and makes you hold the dreaded bag of emasculation and before she asks the dreaded question "does this make me look fat" or "what do you think of this on me"-pause and as you answer this spews forth-"I think it make me look sexy"
 hail to the youthful vigor before the miles and miles of mauls filled with other shopping demons screeching and shoving at your flesh.

 young one you will learn :'(

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Re: I feel It's my duty to support Our friend J'inn ...
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2005, 08:51:56 am »
Well put Deadman

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Re: I feel It's my duty to support Our friend J'inn ...
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2005, 08:47:01 pm »
I've never really minded shopping that much. *shrug* I mean, I do it all the time for computer parts that I know I can't get anyway. The worst part of it is if you're shopping in shoes that are too old and all the padding is dead.
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