http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5087178My personal favorites from his list:
# Kill Joe Theismann's microphone. By any means necessary.
# With the two-minute drill opening up offense at the end of each half, I'd like to propose a defense-challenging strategy referred to as the 15-minute drill. Offensive coordinators can improve a unit's efficiency by pretending they're behind when the game begins.
# Conduct a cage-match tournament involving the NFL's starting quarterbacks. At its conclusion, we'll know if Brett Favre truly is the toughest quarterback in the league. And if he isn't, commentators would be obliged to shut up about it.
# Make the fair-catch option available on any pass thrown by the Baltimore Ravens.
# Independent interpreters can be hired as liaisons between fans and player agents. I wonder how long it would take to teach an interpreter to speak Rosenhaus.
# Require each cheerleading squad to make at least three unofficial road trips per season. If we're lucky, at least one cheerleader will break up with her boyfriend and require public cheering up.
# It's about time someone invented the West Coast Defense.
# Pony up $1 million for any wide receiver capable of shutting the hell up for an entire week.
# Field a team called the Los Angeles Vikings. Why waste such a wonderful circus on a smaller market?