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Here is a deal you can't resist, FREE SEX for the troops!!!
« on: November 14, 2005, 06:17:49 pm »
Enlistment bonuses keep getting better all the time...........

Nevada brothel offers free sex to returning troops
Tuesday, June 3, 2003 Posted: 5:02 PM EDT (2102 GMT)


LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Talk about what you can do for your country!

In an unusual act of patriotism, a Nevada brothel is offering free sex to troops returning from the U.S.-Iraq war.

The Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada, a legal brothel, also plans to extend 50 percent discounts to the military for the next few weeks, proprietor Dennis Hof told Reuters in a telephone interview on Tuesday.

Hof hit on his unique gesture for honoring U.S. troops when BunnyRanch star and former Playboy magazine centerfold Sunset Thomas was flooded with letters from the front lines.

"We were receiving about 20 letters a day," Hof said. "We thought, when these guys are done we'll do something special for them."

Thirteen men and three women in uniform have shown up so far to claim their gifts. All told, the free and discounted sex will cost Hof about $50,000 -- a worthy sacrifice, he said.

"We want to feel patriotic and feel we are doing something for our servicemen," he said. "If we owned a Dairy Queen we would be giving away free ice cream, but ... we own the sex capital of the world. What better way is there to give back?"

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Re: Here is a deal you can't resist, FREE SEX for the troops!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2005, 06:26:50 pm »
gotta love the girls......
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Re: Here is a deal you can't resist, FREE SEX for the troops!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2005, 06:30:13 pm »
Female soldiers going to a brothel? What's up with that?  :o

I remember in D.S. a female soldier got busted with 5k cash stashed in her sleeping bag. Seems she was in the rear with the gear "servicing" our servicemen.  ;D

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Re: Here is a deal you can't resist, FREE SEX for the troops!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2005, 11:06:48 pm »
GLOORRRY, GLOORY, HALLELUUUUUUJA!  GLOORRY, GLOORY, HALLELUUUUUJA!  THEIR TRUTH IS MARCHING ON!!!
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Re: Here is a deal you can't resist, FREE SEX for the troops!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2005, 09:26:40 am »
We fight for pooteytang!  ;D

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Re: Here is a deal you can't resist, FREE SEX for the troops!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2005, 09:37:12 am »
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.  ;)

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Re: Here is a deal you can't resist, FREE SEX for the troops!!!
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2005, 06:02:06 pm »
Their patriotism brings tears to my eyes............

They make my donation the the United Way seem a little cold and impersonal.

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Re: Here is a deal you can't resist, FREE SEX for the troops!!!
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2005, 09:13:52 pm »
The national anthem, and it ain't hail to the chief!

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Latin girls you just can't be beat when ur OFF your feet!  ;D

goes for YANKEE girls too!  ;D

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Re: Here is a deal you can't resist, FREE SEX for the troops!!!
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2005, 04:44:32 pm »
Hmmm....I need a new job....providing free sex for the troops sounds like a fun one...:)
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Re: Here is a deal you can't resist, FREE SEX for the troops!!!
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2005, 07:47:24 pm »
Never look a gift horse in the ummm err

never mind.

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