Good man. Me either.
Looks the same going out as it did going in. 
That is what you get for drinking Coors Light

Try a Red Seal Ale, A Guiness, a Dogfish Stout, or any other number of good dark beers and you will find that not to be the case

Of course Bonk can get liquor faster than Skyflyer as well (including the sacred single malts of Islay), a couple of years faster I think
