Topic: Martha Stewart is truly on the crackpipe (Read 1588 times)

Jack Morris · « **on:** October 31, 2005, 08:38:25 pm »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051031/ap_en_tv/people_martha_stewart

Stewart also reveals in Fortune another unrealized business plan: to buy Kmart. In 2002, while the retail giant was going bankrupt, Stewart floated the idea — dubbed "Kmartha" — of buying the company, which sells her Martha Stewart Everyday brand.

Yeah right Martha, were you going to use your investors' stock money to buy KMart? You sure as Hades did for your pathetic TV show.

http://www.fool.com/News/mft/2005/mft05102816.htm?source=eptyholnk303100&logvisit=y&npu=y

But hey, your stock is becoming good enough to use as toilet paper, so maybe you will be so kind as to introduce the "Martha Stewart prints double ply T.P.", imprinted with your pics all over the sheets, so your loyal shareholders that lost so much money can remember you in the best way possible.

Yes folks, I despise the wench.

Bonk · « **Reply #1 on:** November 01, 2005, 09:11:36 am »

You're gonna break Likkerpig's heart!

likkerpig · « **Reply #2 on:** November 03, 2005, 02:20:44 am »

I reguard it as the blatherings of an unbeliver in the goddess.
Martha is eternal and shall overcome the fools with exquisite doilies and double glazed hams!
Oooo... and those 200 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets... to die for!

Take that you heathen!

Jack Morris · « **Reply #3 on:** November 03, 2005, 10:44:24 am »

http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=MSO&t=5d

I guess a lot of stupid Americans believe in the wench. Her tv show is crap, so is Donald's, then again, most Americans veg in front of the tv watching BS or other people's lives instead of concentrating on their own or the community's. That is part of the reason why 2 out of 3 Americans are overweight or obese.

Sarek · « **Reply #4 on:** November 03, 2005, 12:46:31 pm »

Damn! I should have bought her stock yesterday. MSO is going on my watch list.

likkerpig · « **Reply #5 on:** November 03, 2005, 12:58:00 pm »

She has another TV show?

Jack Morris · « **Reply #6 on:** November 03, 2005, 01:40:16 pm »

Yup L, bought and paid for not by herself, but with her shareholders money!

She did not even ask or put it to vote. Her ratings suck though, it is based upon Trump's "The Apprentice."

likkerpig · « **Reply #7 on:** November 03, 2005, 01:49:02 pm »

Ugh, the appentice.
Of course with the goddess at the helm maybe it'll be worth watching... but I work evenings so I guess I'll miss it... DAMN!

Jack Morris · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2005, 02:05:45 pm »

VCR works wonders my friend. I apologize for my insults against your woman, but I do NOT like the way she used shareholder money for a losing show.

likkerpig · « **Reply #9 on:** November 03, 2005, 02:14:44 pm »

Quote from: Jack Morris on November 03, 2005, 02:05:45 pm

VCR works wonders my friend. I apologize for my insults against your woman, but I do NOT like the way she used shareholder money for a losing show.

But then I'd have to buy a video tape... and that is money that could go towards a bottle!
Eh, I'm used to the slings and arrows thrown at the goddess... the still very wealthy goddess... mmm, old chicks and money...

Jack Morris · « **Reply #10 on:** November 03, 2005, 02:21:30 pm »

She does look bangable at her 60 plus age, I'll admit that!

likkerpig · « **Reply #11 on:** November 03, 2005, 02:27:38 pm »

Yep, and the bonus is that she has less milage left on the odometer than myself... when she croaks all that loverly money has to go somewhere... why not to a boy-toy (hopefully me!).

Jack Morris · « **Reply #12 on:** November 04, 2005, 01:51:13 pm »

I'll give her credit, she does look much better than Hillary or Meirs!

Anybody seen Brooke Shields lately? She is 40 and looks 50 plus now, poor thing.

likkerpig · « **Reply #13 on:** November 04, 2005, 11:44:05 pm »

Quote from: Jack Morris on November 04, 2005, 01:51:13 pm

I'll give her credit, she does look much better than Hillary or Meirs!

Anybody seen Brooke Shields lately? She is 40 and looks 50 plus now, poor thing.

Hey, I ain't as dumb as I look.
Now if Martha would just recend those restraining orders we can get onto our life of bliss and wealth...
How rich is Brooke anyway?

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