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Offline Hexx

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Dear Klingon Empire
« on: October 13, 2005, 06:35:06 pm »
Hi

How are you today?

I suppose you're wondering why we're writing, being at war and all..
We are a little concerned for you
It has been brought to our attention that the vast majority of Klingon pilots
seem to be flying in other races ships.

We're wondering- is money that tight?

The Lyran Empire would be happy to extend a loan to our former allies if needed.
Although certainly never one of the dangerous Empires, it's still a sad sight to see former
valiant Klingon Warriors reduced to running ISC and Romulan ships.
We realize that the perception may have become overwhelming that the reason the Klingon Empire loses
so many PVP fights is the poor quality of it's ships. As a long time (if former) Klingon ally we feel we can
safely say the ships have nothing to do with your losses.

If there's anything we can do to help
Please let us know.


Your Pals

The Lyran Empire.
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Offline Rolling

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Re: Dear Klingon Empire
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2005, 06:39:49 pm »
Note to self:  Pull out leathers, there seems to be a shortage.....


...... or was it Hexx with the shortage?  Oh, I forget.
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el-Karnak

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Re: Dear Klingon Empire
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2005, 08:49:03 pm »
The beautiful people fly ISC ships. 8)

It not easy being Hot Klingon beekcake to look at, but somebody has to do it. ;D
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Offline KAT Chuut-Ritt

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Re: Dear Klingon Empire
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2005, 10:30:49 pm »
Quote from: Hexx on October 13, 2005, 06:35:06 pm
Hi

How are you today?

I suppose you're wondering why we're writing, being at war and all..
We are a little concerned for you
It has been brought to our attention that the vast majority of Klingon pilots
seem to be flying in other races ships.

We're wondering- is money that tight?

The Lyran Empire would be happy to extend a loan to our former allies if needed.
Although certainly never one of the dangerous Empires, it's still a sad sight to see former
valiant Klingon Warriors reduced to running ISC and Romulan ships.
We realize that the perception may have become overwhelming that the reason the Klingon Empire loses
so many PVP fights is the poor quality of it's ships. As a long time (if former) Klingon ally we feel we can
safely say the ships have nothing to do with your losses.

If there's anything we can do to help
Please let us know.


Your Pals

The Lyran Empire.

Yo Hexx, I think it was because t00l and Bearslayer have been buying up all the D5D's  ;)
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Offline LordSaxon

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Re: Dear Klingon Empire
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2005, 07:10:16 pm »
Yeah, I had to fly Hydran just to balance it back out. But then again, I'm sure you distinctly remember my LB, if not I have a wonderful film of a feeble Lyran captain in a fed fast cruiser getting owned.................
I really like the Hydran ships, and its so few and far between when they are part of the coalition.
Any reason you were flying fed?
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Offline Hexx

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Re: Dear Klingon Empire
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2005, 07:18:04 pm »
Quote from: LordSaxon on October 14, 2005, 07:10:16 pm
Yeah, I had to fly Hydran just to balance it back out. But then again, I'm sure you distinctly remember my LB, if not I have a wonderful film of a feeble Lyran captain in a fed fast cruiser getting owned.................
I really like the Hydran ships, and its so few and far between when they are part of the coalition.
Any reason you were flying fed?

Well if I'd flown Lyran you'd have had to buy a new LB

I'm just not that mean.
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Offline Commander Maxillius

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Re: Dear Klingon Empire
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2005, 07:55:08 pm »
My King Eagle will pwn ANY Fed heavy.  ANY.


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Offline Capt_Bearslayer_XC

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Re: Dear Klingon Empire
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2005, 06:24:44 am »
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A bad peace is even worse than war."  --  Tacitus

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Offline KAT Chuut-Ritt

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Re: Dear Klingon Empire
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2005, 06:26:17 am »
Quote from: Maxillius NCC-13443 on October 14, 2005, 07:55:08 pm
My King Eagle will pwn ANY Fed heavy.  ANY.




I'll take that bet!

<Chuut thinking to himself, a DNH really is a HEAVY after all, a HEAVY DREADNAUGHT  :P>
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