Topic: The perfect addition for models on the Slave Girls servers

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

Mud flaps



 

[Father Ted]

BEAUTY

Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2003/12/redneck_haiku.html

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

How about a song Ted?  Just wrote one on the fly 

Oh I'm in love with the woman who posed for the sillhouette on my mudflaps
How can I love another, when I can't get over
A woman with a body like that?
So Don't tell me, theres other fish in the sea
But brother not for this KAT!
'Casue I'm in love with the woman who posed for the silhouette on my mudflaps

Now in my youger days, flying across the Milky way
I was known to chase a skirt or two
Chased then near and far, On any planet of any star
The better looking the further I would chase

No matter if their skin was had fur, just as long as they could purr
And scatch me gently behind the ears
Skin of green or blue, if they knew what to do
At the Star's End they would get free beers

One night a girl with a bumpy head, almost got old Chuut in bed
Cause after 10 drinks even Klingons can look fine
She said she knew lots of tricks, with handcuffs, whips and painsticks
And we could go to either her place or mine

But then a vision walked on by, real or in my mind's eye?
I wondered as I watched her pass
It was the my mudflap girl, My heart began to twirl
Now that was my kind of lass

The Klingon saw where my eyes were, and pulled out her agonizer
And looked at me her own eyes started flaring
You must like what you see, but if you dishonor me
This device will repay your daring

My buzz began to quickly pass, and I was my usual smartass
Or dumbass if my reply should make her unruly
Oh Klingon Princess ye definbately are, Most beautiful in the bar
Too good for common stock like yours truly
 
I was acting on instructions, for by the Lyran King's deductions
A royal alliance would be strenghtened in the bed
With the Klingo-Lyran fallout lately, such a trist would help out greatly
To restore the Coalition against the Feds

The King admires your beauty, and you know it is your duty
For your House and for the Empire
As for the royal Hexx, he likes masochistic sex
So hit him harder the higher you aspire

Hexx is passed out in his quarters, but he left specific orders
That should you agree go ahead and bind him
He said he'd wake up soon enough, to the joy of the handcuff
Third door on the left is where you will find him

Well the Klingon girl seemed satisfied, unaware that I had lied
And I would be far away before I was discovered
Noone could have left any quicker, nor with more of a snicker
'Cause I was thinking of when Hexx was uncovered

I cast a last look around, my mudflap angel wasn't to be found
I was disapointed but headed for my ship
As soon as I had beamed in, I caught sight of her fine green skin
And things were looking good for my trip

Oh I'm in love with the woman who posed for the sillhouette on my mudflaps
How can I love another, when I can't get over
A woman with a body like that?
So Don't tell me, theres other fish in the sea
But brother not for this KAT!
'Casue I'm in love with the woman who posed for the silhouette on my mudflaps


Song dedicated to the lovely women of the Slave Girls server particularly my angel Carmen



She just loves Kzin, look at the hat 

P.S.  Thanks for the pic Dizzy 

[Dizzy]

WHOO HOO!

 

Oh that was good and funny! Wtg Chuut, you sure can whip em out when ya want to!

Poor frickin hexx, 

[Bonk]

   "Talk about mud flaps, My gal's got 'em." 

 

[FPF-SCM_TraceyG_XC]

You know... I guess it really does make sense how all of you males idolise the female form... after all, we all do know who the superior sex is 

[CaptJosh]

You know... I guess it really does make sense how all of you males idolise the female form... after all, we all do know who the superior sex is 

Hey! Don't include me in that generalization. I don't care how good I think a girl looks, if she's a bubblehead, I'm not interested. And if she's got a good head on her shoulders, how she looks isn't all that important to me. All the moreso if she's also got a good sense of humor. All y'all may choose not to believe me if you wish, but that will be your problem, not mine.


BTW, Bonk, why not pick a song everyone knows if you're going to put something up about girls with big behinds, like oh say...

this one...

[Hexx]

Uhmm Josh?

Everyone prefers a girl who's not a bubblehead.
They tend to buy the wrong beer when you send them to the store.

[CaptJosh]

Hexx, maybe everyone here prefers girls who aren't stupid, but you need to broaden your sampling a bit. Plenty of so-called men don't want a woman who's smart because it threatens them, not that they'd ever admit that.

[Hexx]

Uhmm generally yes, men prefer attractive women, women prefer
attractive men with big bucks.

I'm just happy if they're as shallow as I am.

[Riskyllama]

Uhmm generally yes, men prefer attractive women, women prefer
attractive men with big bucks.

I'm just happy if they're as shallow as I am.

Don't you mean as short?

[Dizzy]

You guys are all stupid. Of COURSE you want a hot sexy babe who is an airhead. Get one who is willing to be trained.

[CaptJosh]

No I don't want an airhead. I want a woman I can have intelligent conversation with. I want a woman whose eye don't glaze over when I talk about theoretical physics and Star Trek. I want a woman who is witty so that she can appreciate my jokes and tell jokes that I like, too. I want a woman who is kind, caring, and compassionate. Beauty would be icing on the cake. And beauty is in the eye of the beholder, anyway. If you're looking for it, you can find it even in places that popular culture says it isn't.

[Dizzy]

Tracey is sexy because she is smart, I admit, but if she looks like 3 day old roadkill, I think I'll pass. But look at it this way, Tracey is going to school to get smarter. No reason why a fine woman specimen cant be educated like Tracey.

I had a girlfriend once that her old boyfriend didnt really teach her how to kiss, but I did, reluctantly... I dont like recycled parts. I traded her in for a new model and trained that one the rihgt way from the start... There's an old saying, you lay the tile right the 1st time and you can walk on it for the rest of your life...

Besides, women that are smarter than you are dangerous. VERY dangerous... Be afraid.

Just get a young, dumb and green chick and send her to school.

Dizzy's school of ethics and yoga is in session. 

[Braxton_RIP]

I married a PhD, and gotta say, I don't think I could have it any other way.  Then again, I have been married longer than some of the people playing this game have been alive...

[FPF-SCM_TraceyG_XC]

Tracey is sexy because she is smart, I admit, but if she looks like 3 day old roadkill, I think I'll pass. But look at it this way, Tracey is going to school to get smarter. No reason why a fine woman specimen cant be educated like Tracey.

I had a girlfriend once that her old boyfriend didnt really teach her how to kiss, but I did, reluctantly... I dont like recycled parts. I traded her in for a new model and trained that one the rihgt way from the start... There's an old saying, you lay the tile right the 1st time and you can walk on it for the rest of your life...

Besides, women that are smarter than you are dangerous. VERY dangerous... Be afraid.

Just get a young, dumb and green chick and send her to school.

Dizzy's school of ethics and yoga is in session. 

Actually, its not an old saying... its an old joke.


What do men and floor tiles have in common?

Lay them just right and you can walk all over them for 20 years

- Tracey, the anthropologist

[CaptJosh]

Nice shot, Tracey.

[Dizzy]

See? That's what I'm talking about! Tracey is very dangerous indeed...

[CaptJosh]

So am I. I'm a homocidal paronomasiac...

...Every pun's a killer.

*ducks*

[KAT Chuut-Ritt]

A stupid girl is infinately more dangerous than a smart one, especially to herself.  Give me the smart woman every time, just let her play dumb every now and again