Thanks all... dammit Dizzy, even after 15 minutes that chick wouldn't stop slapping me!
Geez, I better start on the mid-life crisis soon, I'm well past the mid-point for my "healthy" lifestyle.
Amongst the family this day is known as "The day Maw went pro-choice". At least I stopped getting coat hangers on my birthday about a decade ago, that was getting a little old....
(hey, lighten up, just a joke... I didn't get the reputation of being a sick bastard for nothing!)
Time to add some more liver spots to the old torso... by Monday I should have enough for one of them connect-the-dots things... maybe a tattoo artist can do something neat with them!