I worked this up--it is a rip/sample of the lyric from Suicide is Painless. I'm thinking for pasting it to the welcome page of our DotNet user's group.
Through early morning .NET I see
Visions of the things to be
The programs that are withheld for me
I realise that I can see
That programming is painless
It brings so many changes
And I can take or leave them if I please
The code of business is hard to play
I’m gonna SQL it anyway
The winning SEEK of some array
So .NET is all I have to say
That programming is painless
It brings so many changes
And I can take or leave them if I please
The legacy code will pierce our skin
It doesn’t hurt when it begins
But as it works it’s way on in
The pain grows stronger watch I bring
That programming is painless
It brings so many changes
And I can take or leave them if I please
A brave man once requested .NET
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or .NET to be
And I replied oh Dot Net me
That programming is painless
It brings so many changes
And I can take or leave them if I please