At A Combined Service Exercise some Generals were together and were bragging
about their men and how much Guts they have.
The Air Force General says watch this, "hey you Airman I want you to stand
at attention in the sun for one hour". Go! Yes Sir! says the Airman.
The Navy Admiral says that's nothing, hey you Seaman go jump off the deck of
that Carrier. Move! Aye Aye! says the Seaman.
The Army General says that doesn't take guts. Hey you Soldier, I want you to
run that obstacle course full pack! On the double! Yes Sir! says the
Soldier.
The Marine General says, that's pretty impressive. Hey you Private! I want
you to go jump off that Carrier, run that obstacle course full pack , then
stand at attention in the sun for one hour! Go! The private looks at the
general and says Screw YOU!
The Marine General turns to the others and says, Now that takes Gut's!