A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
He wanted a new truck, she wanted a sports car so she could zoom around traffic.
He would have settled for any old beat up truck, but everything she wanted seemed out of their price range.
"Look" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less." "My birthday is coming up, you could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Services will be held at Downing funeral home on the 12th.
Due to the condition of the body, this will be a closed casket service only. Please send your donations to the "Think before you say things to the wife" Foundation in Dallas, TX.
That joke is courtesy of SSgt Aaron Brown, currently at Ft. Hood, TX after serving overseas in a combat tour of Iraq.
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