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Offline GDA-S'Cipio

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Kroma, come on in. The action is fine
« on: August 02, 2005, 07:53:36 pm »



Hey, Kroma:

How's it going bud?  Hairball coughing keeping you up at night?  Did you finally get your roomie to put his litter box out in the hall, instead of under your bed?  Have you found any short cats big enough to snuggle with that much Gorn?

Well, let me toss out the welcome mat back home.  I'm sure you know there are plenty of BFs in the Gorn yards these days.  Agave and I grabbed a quick BF the moment they were available, and they are just as suh-weet! as you remember.  (Hmmmm..... that sounded a lot more gay than I intended.)

Anyway, we've got a nice warm BF just waiting for you.  All you have to do is come home.  Give up chasing after Hexx; he's just an alley cat anyway.  He's not worth you.  YOU DESERVE BETTER!

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Re: Kroma, come on in. The action is fine
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2005, 08:03:10 pm »
Almost brings a tear to my eye thinking you MISS Kroma that much.  Nearly like a jealous love letter there.   ;)
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Re: Kroma, come on in. The action is fine
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2005, 08:29:23 pm »
Quote from: Darth DeathFly on August 02, 2005, 08:03:10 pm
Nearly like a jealous love letter there.   ;)

Nearly?
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Re: Kroma, come on in. The action is fine
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2005, 09:07:40 pm »
Quote from: Green on August 02, 2005, 08:29:23 pm
Quote from: Darth DeathFly on August 02, 2005, 08:03:10 pm
Nearly like a jealous love letter there.   ;)

Nearly?

Sheesh, less than that got me a restraining order... or two...
(coulda been that I burnt it into their lawns with naptha... nah, that's just classy!)
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Re: Kroma, come on in. The action is fine
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2005, 10:55:52 pm »
Quote from: GDA-S'Cipio on August 02, 2005, 07:53:36 pm
I'm sure you know there are plenty of BFs in the Gorn yards these days.  Agave and I grabbed a quick BF the moment they were available, and they are just as suh-weet! as you remember.......

..........Anyway, we've got a nice warm BF just waiting for you.  All you have to do is come home.  Give up chasing after Hexx; he's just an alley cat anyway.  He's not worth you.  YOU DESERVE BETTER!

-S'Cipio


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Re: Kroma, come on in. The action is fine
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2005, 12:30:24 am »
Quote from: GDA-S'Cipio on August 02, 2005, 07:53:36 pm



Hey, Kroma:

How's it going bud?  Hairball coughing keeping you up at night?  Did you finally get your roomie to put his litter box out in the hall, instead of under your bed?  Have you found any short cats big enough to snuggle with that much Gorn?

Well, let me toss out the welcome mat back home.  I'm sure you know there are plenty of BFs in the Gorn yards these days.  Agave and I grabbed a quick BF the moment they were available, and they are just as suh-weet! as you remember.  (Hmmmm..... that sounded a lot more gay than I intended.)

Anyway, we've got a nice warm BF just waiting for you.  All you have to do is come home.  Give up chasing after Hexx; he's just an alley cat anyway.  He's not worth you.  YOU DESERVE BETTER!

-S'Cipio


<blushing> You had me at BF.  :-*

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Re: Kroma, come on in. The action is fine
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2005, 12:41:43 am »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 02, 2005, 10:55:52 pm

<snip ridiculous Chuut pic>


Hey, laugh all you want.  It worked!  Kroma blesses us with his presence again.

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Re: Kroma, come on in. The action is fine
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2005, 06:28:02 am »
Quote from: GDA-S'Cipio on August 03, 2005, 12:41:43 am
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 02, 2005, 10:55:52 pm

<snip ridiculous Chuut pic>


Hey, laugh all you want.  It worked!  Kroma blesses us with his presence again.

-S'Cipio

Not sure if that was the "BF" he was referring to  ;)  Or maybe it will cost you a Kroma "BF" to put him in a Gorn "BF".  Or at least a good 5 pages of love poetry on this forum.  I think Kroma should hold out until Scippy professes his undying love on these forums at least.  Come on Kroma if you do decide the switch over, you should at least make Scippy pay hommage to your Queenliness.  After all he did drop you for a Romulan harlot and fly against the Queendom  ;)

P.S.  He should also name his ship the "Lusting for Kroma" just to prove his sincerity for the rest of the server, and Agave should fly the "Carrying Kroma's Child" for the same duration  :P
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Re: Kroma, come on in. The action is fine
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2005, 09:10:01 am »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 03, 2005, 06:28:02 am

P.S.  He should also name his ship the "Lusting for Kroma" just to prove his sincerity for the rest of the server, and Agave should fly the "Carrying Kroma's Child" for the same duration  :P

Carrying Kroma's child, huh?   Well, how could that be?  I've been chasing his ass in every PvP match I've had against him and he still hasn't given it up yet.  When I drafted his L-CF deep in Hydran with my DNE he blew himself (up) before I could even get close.   Sure, I had a size advantage on him, but I figured he would like that.   All other PvP missions against him I had a wingman to assist me.   Again, he quickly showed his ass to me and my compaderie but would never let us get close enough to give him the proper workover.   Has Kroma gone coy on us?   Has he got a new mistress that is occupying all his time and not allowing him to become properly "involved" in some good PvP.  Inquiring Bruce want to know!

So, I'm not including him at all in my ship name until he allows me to "fully engage" him in some good PvP.   ;D   ;D

(So, is anyone NOW wondering why we all like be called Bruce.  It makes those times in the saunas and sunrocks so much less confusing.   ;)  )
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