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OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« on: July 26, 2005, 09:15:49 am »
 BARKING-MAD SQUIRREL ANTICS SPELL TROUBLE
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10:30 - 25 July 2005
A Macho mating ritual of squirrels could reach epic scale this year - spelling disaster for the trees of the Forest of Dean.

Grey squirrels are tearing strips off trees to impress females, which then weakens the trees. Experts have warned the historic Dean is teetering on the edge of a tree crisis as a result of the aggressive hormonal behaviour.

The grey squirrel population in the area is increasing rapidly, with Forestry Commission chiefs estimating current numbers to be around 20,000 - earning it the reputation as the UK's squirrel capital.

Now, the situation is expected to worsen as conservation experts predict this year the furry vandals will wreak even more havoc on the next generation of woodland giants during the mating season.

Bede Howell, of the European Squirrel Initiative, which monitors the phenomenon throughout Europe, said this year was threatening to be a bad 12 months for squirrel damage.

Rob Guest, deputy surveyor for the Forestry Commission, said it was too early to determine the extent of the damage said it depended on two factors.

Firstly, on how cold or unpleasant the winter is, because that affects squirrels' survival.

Secondly, the amount of food available in the autumn, as heavy fruiting supports a build-up of food for the winter, which helps their survival.

"We already know we had quite a lot of squirrels coming through the winter and now we are just getting into the damage season," Mr Guest said.

"Heavy fruiting means there was a lot of food and squirrels went into the winter in good condition.

"We certainly think reasonably heavy numbers have come through into this year."

The Forest's wide range of trees, including oak, beech, chestnut, pine, fir and spruce, makes it particularly attractive to squirrels.

They strip bark right round the trunk, which means the tree either dies, or if it is stripped on one side only, it weakens it until it snaps or allows fungus to set in.

Currently, Forestry Commission chiefs do not have the resources to cull squirrels and if numbers are high it makes it harder to control them to stop the damage occurring.

Mr Guest said the damage would be calculated within the next month.

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Re: OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2005, 10:06:44 am »
Give me a .22 rifle and lots of bullets and I'll take are of that problem for ya!!   8)

A squirrel nothing but a rat with a big bushy tail.

(And it's not like J'inn would be caught dead out in the woods anyway.  It would be like the real version of an SFC asteriod field)
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Re: OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2005, 10:21:04 am »

(And it's not like J'inn would be caught dead out in the woods anyway.  It would be like the real version of an SFC asteriod field)
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Re: OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2005, 10:45:04 am »
Give me a .22 rifle and lots of bullets and I'll take are of that problem for ya!!   8)
(And it's not like J'inn would be caught dead out in the woods anyway.  It would be like the real version of an SFC asteriod field)
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Re: OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2005, 11:08:31 am »
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« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2005, 01:41:23 pm »
I suspect Jinn would need lessons to know which end of the gun to point at the squirrels...
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Re: OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2005, 02:41:24 pm »
THHPTH!!   Skeet Shooting is on my Top Ten hobby list.

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Re: OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2005, 03:13:33 pm »
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(And it's not like J'inn would be caught dead out in the woods anyway.  It would be like the real version of an SFC asteriod field)

He'd be like that Kennedy guy that slid into the tree.

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/wow even I found that distasteful.
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Re: OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2005, 05:37:58 pm »
Eh, they dont hardly have any guns in England anymore, and they are paying the price....


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Re: OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2005, 01:49:03 am »
THHPTH!!   Skeet Shooting is on my Top Ten hobby list.


Top Ten "thing to do when you grow up" hobby list maybe???

or

Top Ten "things SR won't let you do" hobby list???

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Re: OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2005, 09:19:01 am »
I don't know why, But the idea of J'inn with a shotgun scares me more then any squirrel Orgy.  ;)

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Re: OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2005, 10:31:48 am »
THHPTH!!   Skeet Shooting is on my Top Ten hobby list.


Top Ten "thing to do when you grow up" hobby list maybe???

or

Top Ten "things SR won't let you do" hobby list???

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D


Ooohh you are soooooooooooooooooo funny.


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Re: OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2005, 10:32:18 am »
I don't know why, But the idea of J'inn with a shotgun scares me more then any squirrel Orgy.  ;)

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Re: OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2005, 11:58:00 am »
Is there another Flintstones movie in the making?

Is J'inn trying to audition for the role of Fred's son with a speech impediment?
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Re: OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2005, 12:59:50 pm »
I don't know why, But the idea of J'inn with a shotgun scares me more then any squirrel Orgy.  ;)

Stephen


BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!



It is that sort of statement that makes this old military man laugh is *** off at the inexperiance with firearms, especially in the hands of a lawyer of all people.  Why don't you let the old colonel worry about the guns, 'cause they sure as anything don't sound like "BLAM!" when they go off  :P
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Re: OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2005, 01:13:00 pm »
I don't know why, But the idea of J'inn with a shotgun scares me more then any squirrel Orgy.  ;)

Stephen


BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!



<snickers> Want to hear something funny? This year, Frey and I are already planning our hunting trip out here. I figure I'll use a 30.06, and He's going to use a hammer.  ;) ;) ;)

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It is that sort of statement that makes this old military man laugh is *** off at the inexperiance with firearms, especially in the hands of a lawyer of all people.  Why don't you let the old colonel worry about the guns, 'cause they sure as anything don't sound like "BLAM!" when they go off  :P
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Re: OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2005, 01:37:35 pm »
"BLAM" just so happens to be my artistic verbal translation of the sound of my shotgun firing.

You people are unartistic heathens!!


Sometime when I fire it it makes the following sound . . . . ."WHOSE YER DADDY!!"  "WHOSE YER DADDY!!"


Some people just cannot learn the finery of art.

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Re: OT: Be very very carefull J'inn...
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2005, 02:24:37 pm »

Sometime when I fire it it makes the following sound . . . . ."WHOSE YER DADDY!!"  "WHOSE YER DADDY!!"


This one's just too easy.    ;D   ;D

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