Firstly, Chuut, while I appreciate your humour and postings a great deal, that STFU animated gif is killer over dial-up, I had to wait over 5 minutes for it to download before I could reply to this thread without a "document contains no data" error...
OK, now to the business at hand:
Dizzy, I think you must have forgotten the term of service clause in your sign-up agreement for Dynaverse Admin Boot Camp Training. Check your contract, you'll find you owe us at least two more years of continued service and innovation. You must pass down your training. The MPs will be at your door shortly if you do not return to duty.
We have the staff, we have the will, you will fulfill your obligations!