I am under order to say that the plans, if we have them, really do suck, so that everyone thinks that the plans, if we really have any, do suck.
Do I need to make your plans for you?
Would be adventagous for two reasons:
1) They would work.
2) I wouldn't have to bother changing my plans to fit your random actions
*slaps forehead like Det. Columbo*
Hey, that's a wonderful idea, Sir!!
My, why didn't I think of that?
I would be most indebted to you, sir, if you could do that for us. Now, I can sleep better at night not worrying about all this planning stuff.
You think that I will need access to the StarFleet database to access these wonderful plans of yours? I wouldn't want to trouble you with having to send the plans by UPS.
No, Siree!! I would not want to trouble you like that at all.