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The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« on: July 15, 2005, 12:33:13 pm »

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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2005, 12:37:24 pm »
BAHAHAHA... nicely done  :thumbsup:
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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2005, 12:40:39 pm »
In a related news item, in a news broadcast on the Interstellar News Network(INN), CaptJosh has threatened to defect to the Federation rather than put up with such a whiney wingman as Hexx. Details at 11...
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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2005, 02:29:25 pm »
In a sudden turn of events, the Federation has said no to accepting Josh back. Starfleet strategists have figured that Josh having Hexxs' ear is just the kind of tactical advantage that the alliance needs to have. 
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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2005, 02:43:27 pm »
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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2005, 05:21:24 pm »
Life is short... running makes it seem longer.

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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2005, 03:35:29 am »
can i subscribe be to "The Kitty Daily"?
that article about Hexx's wingman is just too funny and what can i say about the "complete collection of J'inn death scenes"


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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2005, 03:40:21 am »
Some of my favorite D2 memories are going down in flames alongside Jinn. Win or lose, it's always fun.

Who am i kidding.... lose or lose, it's always fun.
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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2005, 03:44:02 am »
Some of my favorite D2 memories are going down in flames alongside Jinn. Win or lose, it's always fun.

Who am i kidding.... lose or lose, it's always fun.

Your not fooling anyone Mat, you just like the opportunities to rescue the hookers....er....I mean yeomen from the Riverboat Casino's lifepods.

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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2005, 03:48:07 am »
Some of my favorite D2 memories are going down in flames alongside Jinn. Win or lose, it's always fun.

Who am i kidding.... lose or lose, it's always fun.

Your not fooling anyone Mat, you just like the opportunities to rescue the hookers....er....I mean yeomen from the Riverboat Casino's lifepods.

There's that too, of course.
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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2005, 03:52:36 am »
Hookers? Sex without kissing? Umm, what page is that on !!!!! ??????

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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2005, 07:47:33 am »
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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2005, 09:25:59 am »
Grrrrrrrr

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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2005, 09:31:22 am »
Oh man, I had to whipe a tear from my eye, that was so funny.

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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2005, 03:23:00 pm »
I'm surprised that DH hasn't been inquiring about page 3


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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2005, 07:06:34 pm »
Ya, I don't normally bump these ... but the foul-Fed Braxton's attempts at propaganda have been so sad ... I had to.  ;)  Sheesh ... Feds ...

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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2005, 08:02:49 pm »
Oh, I'm not trying yet, it's quite alright  ;D
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Re: The Kitty Daily...AOTK Edition
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2005, 06:35:23 pm »
Braxton give it up, you cant beat Green. ;D




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