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Offline KAT Chuut-Ritt

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New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« on: July 16, 2005, 04:46:28 am »
Whiskers, the Kzinti Intelligence Service has detected a previously unknown class of Federation Command Cruiser.  The ship was detected probing the Neutral Zone.  The ship appears to be a long range design capable of operating for extended periods without returning to base.  Strangely enough, the ship seems to be equipped with humongous hydroelectric engines instead of the standard warp nauticles.  The design seems to utilize planetary ice rings to recharge its storage batteries and a discharge system to expell used propulsion gases and other waste materials.  The sensor array at the front of the cruiser also seems to be detachable and used for some sort of repair purpose involving application of a tractor beam.

Little else is known about the ship other than it name which was read off the hull plate and revealed to be the USS Peecup.  It is suspected that Captain Die Hard was in command.

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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2005, 07:44:46 am »
OMFG ROFL :rofl: :lol: :goodpost:
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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2005, 09:49:25 am »
Starfleet Admirals are reportedly flushed with success over the trial runs of the Peecup and more editions of the new cruiser are said to be coming down the pipe as they take the plunge with this line.
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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2005, 10:00:59 am »
AS long as it doesn't "overwhelm" the rest of the fleet with "an air" about it !

Kinda makes you wonder what sort of "torpedo" is "fired" ?

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2005, 10:16:09 am »
Har Har, Very funny. The timing couldn't be better, as I've Been batteling a case of hemorroids.

your a bastard Chutt.








 ;) ;) ;)

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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2005, 11:21:43 am »
Quote from: Stephen, AKA Sirgodhand Jr. on July 16, 2005, 10:16:09 am
Har Har, Very funny. The timing couldn't be better, as I've Been batteling a case of hemorroids.










 ;) ;) ;)

Stephen

WOAH !

too much information for me !

 :rofl:
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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2005, 12:37:34 pm »
Send that over to the modeling forum - someone will make it!
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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2005, 01:08:07 pm »
Lets ask Wicked Zombie to model this one in high resolution...
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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2005, 01:39:20 pm »
Quote from: OlBuzzard on July 16, 2005, 10:00:59 am
AS long as it doesn't "overwhelm" the rest of the fleet with "an air" about it !

Kinda makes you wonder what sort of "torpedo" is "fired" ?

 ;D ;D ;D

Aft torpedos of course!

Here's the prototype for the peecups' shuttles
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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2005, 01:44:50 pm »
Quote from: FPF-TobinDax on July 16, 2005, 01:39:20 pm
Quote from: OlBuzzard on July 16, 2005, 10:00:59 am
AS long as it doesn't "overwhelm" the rest of the fleet with "an air" about it !

Kinda makes you wonder what sort of "torpedo" is "fired" ?

 ;D ;D ;D


Aft torpedos of course!

Here's the prototype for the peecups' shuttles


Hmmm
someone has Mush in his sig.  ;)

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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2005, 03:09:55 pm »
Quote from: FPF-TobinDax on July 16, 2005, 01:39:20 pm
Quote from: OlBuzzard on July 16, 2005, 10:00:59 am
AS long as it doesn't "overwhelm" the rest of the fleet with "an air" about it !

Kinda makes you wonder what sort of "torpedo" is "fired" ?

 ;D ;D ;D

Aft torpedos of course!

Here's the prototype for the peecups' shuttles

 :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2005, 03:15:01 pm »
OMG this is funny!

(I really needed a good laugh today ;) )
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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2005, 07:02:29 pm »
Hey Feds, the ISC managed to smuggle off some photos of the new and improved compact assault  shuttles.
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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #13 on: July 16, 2005, 07:11:33 pm »
Great !

There goes the sneak attack !

 :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2005, 08:37:47 pm »
Quote from: Riskyllama on July 16, 2005, 07:02:29 pm
Hey Feds, the ISC managed to smuggle off some photos of the new and improved compact assault  shuttles.

Those are Fed escape pods!  Soon to be the most common Federation "ships" in space
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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2005, 09:19:10 pm »
Too much nip there....
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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #16 on: July 17, 2005, 09:13:51 am »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on July 16, 2005, 04:46:28 am
Whiskers, the Kzinti Intelligence Service has detected a previously unknown class of Federation Command Cruiser.  The ship was detected probing the Neutral Zone.  The ship appears to be a long range design capable of operating for extended periods without returning to base.  Strangely enough, the ship seems to be equipped with humongous hydroelectric engines instead of the standard warp nauticles.  The design seems to utilize planetary ice rings to recharge its storage batteries and a discharge system to expell used propulsion gases and other waste materials.  The sensor array at the front of the cruiser also seems to be detachable and used for some sort of repair purpose involving application of a tractor beam.

Little else is known about the ship other than it name which was read off the hull plate and revealed to be the USS Peecup.  It is suspected that Captain Die Hard was in command.





 Cool!! The FEDS finally have that Mauler we've been asking for.   ;D ;D

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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #17 on: July 17, 2005, 10:49:10 pm »
Weapon of mass destruction!
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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2005, 08:26:44 am »
Don't you mean weapon of ass destruction?
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Re: New Federation Command Cruiser Class discovered
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2005, 02:19:23 pm »
I am glad to see someone is happy being Glorified Plummer.Well now you know why Klinks stink.
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