Meow, old chap
Ok, lets get this settled at the start. I am not an American (how the hell they thought that?) so there is no need to loudly proclaim "f*** you, you bloody yank wanker!" and other colorful phrases calling into question my parantage and species...and diet...
Now if you want to make those comments but change American to Canadian or preferably Albertan then it's understandable... but thinking I was a yank? They got real funny accents and I don't!