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Offline Khalee1

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Damn Im getting old
« on: June 29, 2005, 02:38:35 am »
no glasses on and when I close my right eye I cant see nothin. And Im only about couple feet from the screen and less than that from my keyboard.  And now Im starting to get a headache from not haveing them on. :( 

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Re: Damn Im getting old
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2005, 02:45:09 am »
no glasses on and when I close my right eye I cant see nothin. And Im only about couple feet from the screen and less than that from my keyboard.  And now Im starting to get a headache from not haveing them on. :( 

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Give yourself another 20 to 30 years then you can complane ;)


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Re: Damn Im getting old
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2005, 12:43:28 am »
no glasses on and when I close my right eye I cant see nothin. And Im only about couple feet from the screen and less than that from my keyboard.  And now Im starting to get a headache from not haveing them on. :( 

You need to quit drinking that rotgut Stephen brew in the radiator of that tractor he was sitting on.  ;D

Either that, or you didnt listen to your mother about playing with that thing!  ;D ;D ;D




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Re: Damn Im getting old
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2005, 11:45:08 am »
no glasses on and when I close my right eye I cant see nothin. And Im only about couple feet from the screen and less than that from my keyboard.  And now Im starting to get a headache from not haveing them on. :( 

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Give yourself another 20 to 30 years then you can complane ;)

YUP !  I can testify to that !  (even your fleet buds will give ya grief for not being as "sharp" as you once were !)

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Re: Damn Im getting old
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2005, 10:43:19 am »
no glasses on and when I close my right eye I cant see nothin. And Im only about couple feet from the screen and less than that from my keyboard.  And now Im starting to get a headache from not haveing them on. :( 

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Give yourself another 20 to 30 years then you can complane ;)

YUP !  I can testify to that !  (even your fleet buds will give ya grief for not being as "sharp" as you once were !)

OY !  KIDS !

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Not that I'd ever do that to an Old Fart Admiral like you Dan.  ;D

Stephen erm I mean Spartan.  ;)
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Re: Damn Im getting old
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2005, 10:53:51 am »
Try having to finally buy a nosehair trimmer because hair finally decides to grow in places it did not grow before. Then there is the almost daily need to shave the face, darn, i can remember seeing my buds shaving everyday in the military and they were so jealous of me cause I could go 3 days before it would not pass inspection. 

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Re: Damn Im getting old
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2005, 11:09:34 am »
Try having to finally buy a nosehair trimmer because hair finally decides to grow in places it did not grow before. Then there is the almost daily need to shave the face, darn, i can remember seeing my buds shaving everyday in the military and they were so jealous of me cause I could go 3 days before it would not pass inspection. 

Oh man, By the time I could Finaly grow a beard (That Cherokee in me), I loose my hair on top.

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Re: Damn Im getting old
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2005, 11:36:46 am »
Try having to finally buy a nosehair trimmer because hair finally decides to grow in places it did not grow before. Then there is the almost daily need to shave the face, darn, i can remember seeing my buds shaving everyday in the military and they were so jealous of me cause I could go 3 days before it would not pass inspection. 

Oh man, By the time I could Finaly grow a beard (That Cherokee in me), I loose my hair on top.

Stephen the Bald, but has a Nice Goatee.

You still cant grow a beard...its just that your hair decided to change locations.  ;D




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Re: Damn Im getting old
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2005, 11:47:01 am »
Try having to finally buy a nosehair trimmer because hair finally decides to grow in places it did not grow before. Then there is the almost daily need to shave the face, darn, i can remember seeing my buds shaving everyday in the military and they were so jealous of me cause I could go 3 days before it would not pass inspection. 

Oh man, By the time I could Finaly grow a beard (That Cherokee in me), I loose my hair on top.

Stephen the Bald, but has a Nice Goatee.

You still cant grow a beard...its just that your hair decided to change locations.  ;D

Shh!!! no one needs to know i just do a Comb Under from my ears.  ;D

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Re: Damn Im getting old
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2005, 06:54:59 pm »
Try having to finally buy a nosehair trimmer because hair finally decides to grow in places it did not grow before. Then there is the almost daily need to shave the face, darn, i can remember seeing my buds shaving everyday in the military and they were so jealous of me cause I could go 3 days before it would not pass inspection. 


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Re: Damn Im getting old
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2005, 08:19:41 pm »
Try having to finally buy a nosehair trimmer because hair finally decides to grow in places it did not grow before. Then there is the almost daily need to shave the face, darn, i can remember seeing my buds shaving everyday in the military and they were so jealous of me cause I could go 3 days before it would not pass inspection. 

Oh man, By the time I could Finaly grow a beard (That Cherokee in me), I loose my hair on top.

Stephen the Bald, but has a Nice Goatee.


You still cant grow a beard...its just that your hair decided to change locations.  ;D

Shh!!! no one needs to know i just do a Comb Under from my ears.  ;D

stephen

Oh ugh!  That's almost as bad as you talking about your hairy nipples!
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Re: Damn Im getting old
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2005, 07:13:20 am »
Try having to finally buy a nosehair trimmer because hair finally decides to grow in places it did not grow before. Then there is the almost daily need to shave the face, darn, i can remember seeing my buds shaving everyday in the military and they were so jealous of me cause I could go 3 days before it would not pass inspection. 

Oh man, By the time I could Finaly grow a beard (That Cherokee in me), I loose my hair on top.

Stephen the Bald, but has a Nice Goatee.


You still cant grow a beard...its just that your hair decided to change locations.  ;D

Shh!!! no one needs to know i just do a Comb Under from my ears.  ;D

stephen

Oh ugh!  That's almost as bad as you talking about your hairy nipples!

LOL, It's all about Priorities Amy.  ;D
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Re: Damn Im getting old
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2005, 10:04:14 pm »
You know that you are getting old when you watch bands play on Live 8 and they were young looking when we were very young and now they look very old and we are looking older too.  :(

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Re: Damn Im getting old
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2005, 02:23:47 am »
You know that you are getting old when you watch bands play on Live 8 and they were young looking when we were very young and now they look very old and we are looking older too.  :(

OMG the two that shocked me about how old they looked were, Rodger Daltry and Dave Gilmore :o

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Re: Damn Im getting old
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2005, 08:04:43 am »
You know you're old when you read Dan Ackaroyd (sp?) turned 53 a bit ago and you say, "Heh, he's 3 years older than me"...then you remember Joe Satriani is 6 months younger than you..

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Re: Damn Im getting old
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2005, 08:25:38 am »
You know that you are getting old when you watch bands play on Live 8 and they were young looking when we were very young and now they look very old and we are looking older too.  :(

OMG the two that shocked me about how old they looked were, Rodger Daltry and Dave Gilmore :o

   Soreyes who now looks over to the bathroom sink area and sees his " Nose hair clipper and ear hair clipper"  <SIGH>


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Re: Damn Im getting old
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2005, 10:03:31 am »
no glasses on and when I close my right eye I cant see nothin. And Im only about couple feet from the screen and less than that from my keyboard.  And now Im starting to get a headache from not haveing them on. :( 

Dude, that's how I've felt since I was TWELVE!!!

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