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Offline Sirgod

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Human Virus Scanner
« on: January 14, 2005, 04:01:28 pm »
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?

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Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Sci-fi
    Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

None!
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Re: Human Virus Scanner
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2005, 04:18:00 pm »
Picka Picka!  PIIIIKAAACHUUU!  ;D  Yes it's true I used to be able to name all of the pokemon.  :'(



The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.


Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.


Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


British (80%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
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Re: Human Virus Scanner
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2005, 05:03:57 pm »
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Politics
Stop caring!


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Viruses you might suffer from:

TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching


Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Cthulhu (80%)
Read some Enid Blyton.


BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


British (85%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Religion (80%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Hippyism (95%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Computer Games (75%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
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Offline Dash Jones

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Re: Human Virus Scanner
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2005, 05:25:57 pm »
My diagnosis

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Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Politics (95%)
Stop caring!


Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

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Re: Human Virus Scanner
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2005, 08:32:38 pm »
Quote
Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Linux
    Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Pokemon
    Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Junkfood
    Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
    Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Gaming
    Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Religion
    Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Discordia
    Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics
    Stop caring!

Brand Names
    Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Conspiracy Theory
    Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism
    Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
    Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
    Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Free BSD (95%)
    The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

UNIX (65%)
    Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

X11 (60%)
    I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Computer Games (60%)
    Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Hippyism (80%)
    Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Southampton (69%)
    Move to the Isle of Wight.

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Re: Human Virus Scanner
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2005, 09:23:24 pm »
Viruses I suffer from:

Onlinequizzititus.

People with too much time on their hands who think online quizzes are fun.
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Re: Human Virus Scanner
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2005, 10:11:22 pm »
Here's the gem of that site:

http://totl.net/Memes/

Anybody used "...at the end of the day." or "Its all good." recently?

Ever tried to create one? Or observe the unconscious creation of one?  ;D

I would go so far as to say they can affect human civilisation in a "Harry Seldon Psychohistory" kind of way... with perhaps the Jungian collective unconscious acting as the medium...

Lol, I don't need to take the quiz and its obvious I read too much sci-fi...
« Last Edit: January 14, 2005, 10:33:32 pm by Bonk »
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Re: Human Virus Scanner
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2005, 10:03:28 pm »
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (93%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Politics (85%)
Stop caring!


X11 (90%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism (60%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Environmentalism (70%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
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Re: Human Virus Scanner
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2005, 02:37:25 am »

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

USA
    Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Junkfood
    Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
    Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Goth
    Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.

Religion
    Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Politics
    Stop caring!

Brand Names
    Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Environmentalism
    Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
    Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Industrial (70%)
    Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

British (60%)
    No need for cure. Benign virus.

Japan (60%)
    Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Discordia (70%)
    Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Computer Games (60%)
    Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory (65%)
    Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Hippyism (70%)
    Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Cars (75%)
    There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.


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Re: Human Virus Scanner
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2005, 10:45:17 am »
Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
    Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

BBCB
    CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

Sci-fi
    Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Religion
    Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

8-Bit
    Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

British
    No need for cure. Benign virus.

Windows
    Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
    As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Politics
    Stop caring!

Brand Names
    Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games
    Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Environmentalism
    Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Cars
    There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Football
    Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
    Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux (80%)
    Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (80%)
    Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Japan (60%)
    Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Hippyism (73%)
    Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Macintosh (60%)
    Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock (60%)
    Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Southampton (69%)
    Move to the Isle of Wight.
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Re: Human Virus Scanner
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2005, 10:09:45 am »
As I sit here listening to VH1's morning music about walking alone...

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


TotL
Go read Brunching


Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Cthulhu
Read some Enid Blyton.


Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.


Southampton
Move to the Isle of Wight.


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


X11
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Ultima
If you find one tell us.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.


Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.


Football
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Goth (65%)
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.


Amiga (70%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.


I'm sick, I know that.

Go Greenday!
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Re: Human Virus Scanner
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2005, 11:26:57 am »
Quote from: Stephen on January 14, 2005, 04:01:28 pm
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?

LOL, Kinda Cool

Stephen

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Sci-fi
    Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

None!



 ;D

+1 for Stephen
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Re: Human Virus Scanner
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2005, 07:13:17 pm »
Quote from: Bonk on January 14, 2005, 10:11:22 pm
Here's the gem of that site:

http://totl.net/Memes/

Anybody used "...at the end of the day." or "Its all good." recently?

Ever tried to create one? Or observe the unconscious creation of one?  ;D

I would go so far as to say they can affect human civilisation in a "Harry Seldon Psychohistory" kind of way... with perhaps the Jungian collective unconscious acting as the medium...

Lol, I don't need to take the quiz and its obvious I read too much sci-fi...


latest observed oral meme:

The "double cheek click" seems to growing in popularity - or maybe I've only just noticed it?
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