Southern biscuits, aka catheads. (They are as big as a catshead, hence the nickname...) Every southern woman that ever wants to get married will know how to make a proper biscuit. Ugly women who can cook can find a husband easier than good looking women who cannot.
Whomp biscuits: Instructions: Grab can from freezer. Whomp it on counter. Toos can in trash after spreading quarter sized jokes on a oven tray. Heat til done or divorce papers show up.