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Words with Dual meanings
« on: June 26, 2005, 11:50:35 am »
Words With Dual - His and Hers - Meanings



1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.


Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.



2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a groin protector.



3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.


Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.


Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.



5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.


Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.



6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.


Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.



7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.


Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.



8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.


Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.





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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2005, 11:56:09 am »
Pussy...

ahh Never mind.  ;D

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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2005, 12:39:52 pm »
Quote from: Stephen, AKA Sirgodhand Jr. on June 26, 2005, 11:56:09 am
Pussy...

ahh Never mind.  ;D

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ahahahaha. Now I remember why we keep you around, S.
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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2005, 12:42:47 pm »
Quote from: Iceman on June 26, 2005, 12:39:52 pm
Quote from: Stephen, AKA Sirgodhand Jr. on June 26, 2005, 11:56:09 am
Pussy...

ahh Never mind.  ;D

Stephen


ahahahaha. Now I remember why we keep you around, S.

what??? One's a cat, one's a Feline.  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2005, 09:15:51 pm »
Quote from: Stephen, AKA Sirgodhand Jr. on June 26, 2005, 12:42:47 pm
Quote from: Iceman on June 26, 2005, 12:39:52 pm
Quote from: Stephen, AKA Sirgodhand Jr. on June 26, 2005, 11:56:09 am
Pussy...

ahh Never mind.  ;D

Stephen


ahahahaha. Now I remember why we keep you around, S.

what??? One's a cat, one's a Feline.  ;D ;D ;D

Stephen


I'll wait for the official verdict from Alien.
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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2005, 10:00:35 pm »
I thought one was warm and fuzzy, and the other could be fuzzy and warm...
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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2005, 04:33:09 am »
Quote from: KBF-Angel Slayer on June 26, 2005, 10:00:35 pm
I thought one was warm and fuzzy, and the other could be fuzzy and warm...

Nope... wrong.

Both are pussies because both are vicious, have sharp teeth and claws and are not averse to using them, and can rip a man to shreds in mere seconds if properly motivated.
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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2005, 09:59:15 am »
Quote from: J. Carney on June 27, 2005, 04:33:09 am
Quote from: KBF-Angel Slayer on June 26, 2005, 10:00:35 pm
I thought one was warm and fuzzy, and the other could be fuzzy and warm...

Nope... wrong.

Both are pussies because both are vicious, have sharp teeth and claws and are not averse to using them, and can rip a man to shreds in mere seconds if properly motivated.

Too true!
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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #8 on: June 28, 2005, 03:43:42 am »
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pussy is also something that is very pettable and can bring enjoyment in so many ways!

Are you sure we shouldn't move this to the hot and spicy now?
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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2005, 04:38:23 am »
Quote from: AlienLXIX on June 28, 2005, 03:43:42 am
Are you sure we shouldn't move this to the hot and spicy now?

Aww... cu... er, COME on now Alien!!!

No one has mentioned politics, religion or Hit*er in this thread so far- it's perfectly clean!
Like Woody Allen said, it's only dirty if you do it right. ;D
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The advantages of living in the Heart of Dixie- low cost of living, peace and quiet and a conservative majority. For some reason I think that the first two items have a lot to do with the presence of the last one.

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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2005, 09:08:21 am »
Gee, thanks, J.  You mentioned all three in one sentence!
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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2005, 03:07:50 pm »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #12 on: June 29, 2005, 03:03:32 am »
I'm here...which means it's time to move it now...


So, let's take a gay couple and figure out which fits where:

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.


Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Robert
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. Dan(Judge) - Sheesh, I have had sex with a few women you know.  Nothing I'd ever want to do again. Yuck.



2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.Robert
Male.... Playing cricket without a groin protector.Dan



3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.


Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.Dan & Robert
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.



4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.


Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.Robert
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.Dan



5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.


Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.Robert
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.Dan(Insert Jack Daniels instead of Beer though)



6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.


Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.Robert
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.Dan



7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.


Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.Robert
Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.Dan


So after all that...why is it that I want him to f*ck me first?
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.


Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #13 on: June 29, 2005, 04:44:59 pm »
Quote from: AlienLXIX on June 28, 2005, 03:43:42 am
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pussy is also something that is very pettable and can bring enjoyment in so many ways!

Are you sure we shouldn't move this to the hot and spicy now?

I like petting pussies.  I think they are very enjoyable.  Warm and cuddly too.
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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2005, 05:52:26 pm »
Is this the wrong place to ask why some people like shaven cats?
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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2005, 06:02:57 pm »
Quote from: Maxillius on June 30, 2005, 05:52:26 pm
Is this the wrong place to ask why some people like shaven cats?

Not at all. Personally, I prefer kitties with no fur. I mean, after all, why does your kitty need a fur coat during a Dixie summer?
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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2005, 09:50:34 pm »
Quote from: J. Carney on June 30, 2005, 06:02:57 pm
Quote from: Maxillius on June 30, 2005, 05:52:26 pm
Is this the wrong place to ask why some people like shaven cats?

Not at all. Personally, I prefer kitties with no fur. I mean, after all, why does your kitty need a fur coat during a Dixie summer?

Plus, you just get hair all over the place from them shedding.  I mean, you pet one before you go to work, and have to clean up you clothes, bleh.  Just shave it and be done with that problem.
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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #17 on: July 01, 2005, 12:45:01 am »
Quote from: Clark Kent on June 30, 2005, 09:50:34 pm
Quote from: J. Carney on June 30, 2005, 06:02:57 pm
Quote from: Maxillius on June 30, 2005, 05:52:26 pm
Is this the wrong place to ask why some people like shaven cats?

Not at all. Personally, I prefer kitties with no fur. I mean, after all, why does your kitty need a fur coat during a Dixie summer?

Plus, you just get hair all over the place from them shedding.  I mean, you pet one before you go to work, and have to clean up you clothes, bleh.  Just shave it and be done with that problem.

I hate the stubble besides it itches like mad!
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I am not a bigot, I just hate people on an individual basis.

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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #18 on: July 01, 2005, 01:30:17 am »
Quote from: AlienLXIX on July 01, 2005, 12:45:01 am
Quote from: Clark Kent on June 30, 2005, 09:50:34 pm
Quote from: J. Carney on June 30, 2005, 06:02:57 pm
Quote from: Maxillius on June 30, 2005, 05:52:26 pm
Is this the wrong place to ask why some people like shaven cats?

Not at all. Personally, I prefer kitties with no fur. I mean, after all, why does your kitty need a fur coat during a Dixie summer?

Plus, you just get hair all over the place from them shedding.  I mean, you pet one before you go to work, and have to clean up you clothes, bleh.  Just shave it and be done with that problem.

I hate the stubble besides it itches like mad!
I personally know a couple of cats that like to be clean-shaven.  My girlfriend will shave her kitty on special occasions. ;)
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Re: Words with Dual meanings
« Reply #19 on: July 01, 2005, 08:38:47 am »
okay to put us back on track......

in a minute....( n a mynute)

female: it should have been done 5 minutes ago

male:  When you get my full attention and the game is over it will be done
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