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Offline KAT Chuut-Ritt

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The perfect mousepad
« on: June 24, 2005, 11:11:08 pm »

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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2005, 11:28:50 pm »
CK will go thermal when he sees those!!
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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2005, 11:32:16 pm »
CK will go thermal when he sees those!!

No Doubt. But Hey, I can always tell the wife, It's to keep The Carpal Tunnel thingie down.  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2005, 11:41:09 pm »
Just tell the wife its made for women, to help them practice their breast cancer self exams     ;D

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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2005, 12:31:53 am »
Just tell the wife its made for women, to help them practice their breast cancer self exams     ;D

LOL, Will do. If I can't post tomorrow you'll know why.  ;D

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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2005, 12:34:46 am »
Ok where do I buy the X-rated versions?

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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2005, 12:52:51 am »
Really, they're not QUITE perfect.

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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2005, 01:36:16 pm »
Really, they're not QUITE perfect.

Well from yourpoint of view they might not be as the clevage isn't tight enough to TWIST OFF the tops of your scotch bottles  ;D

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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2005, 10:28:54 pm »
No, I just meant that boobies are better when nekkid.

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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2005, 03:42:12 am »
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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2005, 10:58:42 pm »
No, I just meant that boobies are better when nekkid.

yup.
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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2005, 07:23:04 pm »
Well, at least they found use for the defective implants that had to be removed.
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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2005, 09:58:02 pm »
Ok where do I buy the X-rated versions?
Wouldn't you mean the Green ones to go with your Orion Slave Girls?

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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2005, 08:11:01 am »
Well, at least they found use for the defective implants that had to be removed.

All silicones will revert to quartz eventually (ow!), like diamond to carbon - nothing is forever.

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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2005, 10:10:14 am »
A boobie's strength flows from the quartz!

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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2005, 11:49:13 am »
Always enjoyed a quartz watch  ;D

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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #16 on: July 03, 2005, 12:38:29 pm »
Always enjoyed a quartz watch  ;D

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Re: The perfect mousepad
« Reply #17 on: July 03, 2005, 01:38:48 pm »
A boobie's strength flows from the quartz!
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