Topic: Oh dear God, please help me on this

[Sirgod]

The only ones worth chasing are the ones that take you on the wildest chase.

Ice, you have just proven yourself intelligent enough to be an enlisted man. You MUST quit OCS now and report immediately to your branch's basic training program. You must pass this wisdom on to other young men not so gifted with such knowledge, and you can't do that with a bar on your shoulder.

ROTC, close enough.

And if I ever become too distant from my NCO's and Airmen that I cannot pass on this type of valuable information, I want you to track me down and shoot me on sight.

LOL... I'll take you up opn that one. If you'll excuse me, I have to go clean my equipment...

we have a new LT, and she is cute (enough). I have to look good if I want to work on that Article 15 for Fraternization.

You know, we need Pics. This is a Clark Kent Post of course.

Stephen

[J. Carney]

The only ones worth chasing are the ones that take you on the wildest chase.

Ice, you have just proven yourself intelligent enough to be an enlisted man. You MUST quit OCS now and report immediately to your branch's basic training program. You must pass this wisdom on to other young men not so gifted with such knowledge, and you can't do that with a bar on your shoulder.

ROTC, close enough.

And if I ever become too distant from my NCO's and Airmen that I cannot pass on this type of valuable information, I want you to track me down and shoot me on sight.

LOL... I'll take you up opn that one. If you'll excuse me, I have to go clean my equipment...

we have a new LT, and she is cute (enough). I have to look good if I want to work on that Article 15 for Fraternization.

You know, we need Pics. This is a Clark Kent Post of course.

Stephen

You want pics of me cleaning my equipment?
 

[AlienLXIX]

The only ones worth chasing are the ones that take you on the wildest chase.

Ice, you have just proven yourself intelligent enough to be an enlisted man. You MUST quit OCS now and report immediately to your branch's basic training program. You must pass this wisdom on to other young men not so gifted with such knowledge, and you can't do that with a bar on your shoulder.

ROTC, close enough.

And if I ever become too distant from my NCO's and Airmen that I cannot pass on this type of valuable information, I want you to track me down and shoot me on sight.

LOL... I'll take you up opn that one. If you'll excuse me, I have to go clean my equipment...

we have a new LT, and she is cute (enough). I have to look good if I want to work on that Article 15 for Fraternization.

You know, we need Pics. This is a Clark Kent Post of course.

Stephen

You want pics of me cleaning my equipment?
 

<Jumps up and down excitedly>  I DO! I DO!   OOOOO Clean IT goooooooooood!

Oh and CK your powers are still not working.  Sorry, I've still got my clothes on.

[Nemesis]

Oh and CK your powers are still not working.  Sorry, I've still got my clothes on.

Darn.

                  Wait a minute this explains why most of MY clothes are off.  KENT STOP DOING THAT!  I'm not your type of boy.

[TheJudge]

The only ones worth chasing are the ones that take you on the wildest chase.

Ice, you have just proven yourself intelligent enough to be an enlisted man. You MUST quit OCS now and report immediately to your branch's basic training program. You must pass this wisdom on to other young men not so gifted with such knowledge, and you can't do that with a bar on your shoulder.

ROTC, close enough.

And if I ever become too distant from my NCO's and Airmen that I cannot pass on this type of valuable information, I want you to track me down and shoot me on sight.

LOL... I'll take you up opn that one. If you'll excuse me, I have to go clean my equipment...

we have a new LT, and she is cute (enough). I have to look good if I want to work on that Article 15 for Fraternization.

You know, we need Pics. This is a Clark Kent Post of course.

Stephen

You want pics of me cleaning my equipment?
 

Um, maybe.  Depends on the equipment.  25mm cannon, sure.  SAW, sure.  9mm or smaller, no way.  I don't like the small equipment.

[Clark Kent]

Oh and CK your powers are still not working.  Sorry, I've still got my clothes on.

Darn.

                  Wait a minute this explains why most of MY clothes are off.  KENT STOP DOING THAT!  I'm not your type of boy.

That's not me dude, that's the judge.

[TheJudge]

Don't let my future Husband hear you saying that...

[Nemesis]

Oh and CK your powers are still not working.  Sorry, I've still got my clothes on.

Darn.

                  Wait a minute this explains why most of MY clothes are off.  KENT STOP DOING THAT!  I'm not your type of boy.

That's not me dude, that's the judge.

I'm not his type of boy either. 

[Clark Kent]

Don't let my future Husband hear you saying that...

I thought california still didn't allow gay marriage.  For that matter, last I talked to you, I thought you weren't even seeing someone.  You naughty big minx you.

[TheJudge]

I'm seeing a half-japanese, half-Irish guy I met about a month and a half ago.  If we don't have gay marriage here in california by the time we marry later this year, we'll go up to canada and tie the knot there before having a second 'religious' ceremony back here. 

I'm sure the priest we pick will have us do some type of relationship counseling before the ceremony. 

[Sirgod]

Don't let my future Husband hear you saying that...

I thought california still didn't allow gay marriage.  For that matter, last I talked to you, I thought you weren't even seeing someone.  You naughty big minx you.

Well after seeing that Pic, My mind works.

Stephen

[Clark Kent]

I'm seeing a half-japanese, half-Irish guy I met about a month and a half ago.  If we don't have gay marriage here in california by the time we marry later this year, we'll go up to canada and tie the knot there before having a second 'religious' ceremony back here. 

I'm sure the priest we pick will have us do some type of relationship counseling before the ceremony. 

Well dude, as you know I'm undecided about the whole gay marriage thing, not sure what to think of it.  That said, after a month and a half, don't you think it's a bit soon?  I'd hate to see you get hurt from taking the plunge so soon.  I do wish you the very best, though.  Just concerned.

[Iceman]

Important note about the article 15 stuff

It's only fraternization if you're "dating" in some sense. So long as you're not a "couple" then you can marry her. God bless military intelligence, huh?

[AlienLXIX]

Important note about the article 15 stuff

It's only fraternization if you're "dating" in some sense. So long as you're not a "couple" then you can marry her. God bless military intelligence, huh?

LOL  that's right!  Makes my head hurt . . .  What the hel do they tell their commands?  "No no it was love at first sight for the both of us and we decided that getting married would be the best way to date!"   

Judge, a half-japanese, half-Irish guy?  OOOOOOO sounds good got pics?  I knew a half-filipino half-irish set of siblings.  My gods they were striking kids.  All of them had warm brown skin, green eyes (the color of new leaves) and these beautiful locks of dark auburn hair.  *SIGH*  To bad the one that was my age was a stoner or I might have given him a go.  Know what I mean?  Nudge nudge wink wink!

[Iceman]

Important note about the article 15 stuff

It's only fraternization if you're "dating" in some sense. So long as you're not a "couple" then you can marry her. God bless military intelligence, huh?

LOL  that's right!  Makes my head hurt . . .  What the hel do they tell their commands?  "No no it was love at first sight for the both of us and we decided that getting married would be the best way to date!"   

Ya know, this is part of our orientation to the Air Force for ROTC in school, (I was a first year student). Our instructor, an AF Captain, mentioned this. I went to raise my hand and he just stops me and goes "I know. And no, it doesn't make sense."

[Mr_Tricorder]

Lol.  I took basic Air Force ROTC classes at Texas A&M during my freshman and sophomore years (I just finished my senior year).  This definitely sounds like the Air Force (not dissing the military or anything, I'm just commenting that I've noticed that a lot of things don't make sense, especially in the Air Force.)

[Sarek]

 Half-japanese, half-Irish?  Doesn't sound like large equipment to me, both are know to carry a snub nose. 

[AlienLXIX]

*snicker*  Gee Sarek, seems like you've been "hanging" with the wrong guys! 

[Sarek]

Maybe CK's problem is he's hanging with the wrong girls; maybe his power isn't working because if it did he would have a "Crying Game" experience.

[Iceman]

Lol.  I took basic Air Force ROTC classes at Texas A&M during my freshman and sophomore years (I just finished my senior year).  This definitely sounds like the Air Force (not dissing the military or anything, I'm just commenting that I've noticed that a lot of things don't make sense, especially in the Air Force.)

I think its a bit less specific than that. Actually, I know it is. My Dad just retired from the Army, its no better. I'm sure Alien will tell us the Navy is just as bad. As for the Marines, well, we know they're messed up from the get go!