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Offline Clark Kent

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Oh dear God, please help me on this
« on: June 21, 2005, 04:19:28 pm »
I think I'm losing my mental powers.  Over the last few days I've seen some attractive women and commanded them to strip using my mental powers, but they don't do it!!  they don't even show me their ta-ta's!!!
I feel so weak and useless.    :'(
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2005, 04:40:49 pm »
Cant help you there. ;D
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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2005, 04:44:57 pm »
Hot and spicy would have gotten you a reply from me there Clark!  ;)
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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2005, 04:56:43 pm »
True, but this forum seems so dea lately, I thought I'd (forgive the pun) spice it up a bit. ;D
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica

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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2005, 05:22:09 pm »
I hear ya, it does seem like things in the world have gone dead for a while.
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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2005, 05:33:13 pm »
Still, this does not answer my question:  Why can I not make attractive females unclothe at will?   ???
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica

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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2005, 06:07:16 pm »
I put my powers through their normal run last night, no problems. I don't know whats wrong with yours man.
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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2005, 09:29:09 pm »
Why don't you just rub it in dewd.   >:(
Perhaps it's the specimen you're using?  Send me a couple samples of what you're commanding, and we'll see where I get from there...
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica

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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2005, 09:59:30 pm »
Quote from: Clark Kent on June 21, 2005, 05:33:13 pm
Still, this does not answer my question:  Why can I not make attractive females unclothe at will?   ???



Male menopuase?


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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2005, 10:04:39 pm »
<Evil Snicker> Your in "L word" Brian.  ;)

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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2005, 10:51:53 pm »
Quote from: Bar-Abbas the Strawman on June 21, 2005, 09:59:30 pm
Quote from: Clark Kent on June 21, 2005, 05:33:13 pm
Still, this does not answer my question:  Why can I not make attractive females unclothe at will?   ???



Male menopuase?

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Don't make me separate you... :carmen:
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica

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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2005, 01:23:38 am »
You forgot the secret potion needed for the full effect, man.  They actually sell the stuff under the brand name of "Jose Quervo"....
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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2005, 01:51:58 pm »
Could be that some women aren't so easy?  ::) ;D
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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2005, 04:26:18 pm »
Quote from: AlienLXIX on June 22, 2005, 01:51:58 pm
Could be that some women aren't so easy?  ::) ;D

Blasphener!!  all women are that easy!!!
Now take your pants off!!!   ;D
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica

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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2005, 06:12:45 pm »
In all seriousness, this girl has been tough to get close to. She's quite busy, working 40+ a week and taking 3 summer courses.  It was just the right moment, really. It wasn't like, "Hi, who are you?"

My point?  Don't give up hope, keep working. The only ones worth chasing are the ones that take you on the wildest chase.
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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2005, 07:53:33 pm »
Quote from: Iceman on June 22, 2005, 06:12:45 pm
In all seriousness, this girl has been tough to get close to. She's quite busy, working 40+ a week and taking 3 summer courses.  It was just the right moment, really. It wasn't like, "Hi, who are you?"

My point?  Don't give up hope, keep working. The only ones worth chasing are the ones that take you on the wildest chase.

Oh, when I get to know them well, it's just a matter of time.  No, I'm concerned because the ones on the street arren't dropping clothes for me when I command them to anymore. :'(
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But tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or fix this hole in a mother's son?
Can you heal the broken worlds within?
Can you strip away so we may start again?
Tell me, can you heal what father's done?
Or cut this rope and let us run?
Just when all seems fine, and I'm pain free, you jab another pin,
Jab another pin in me
-Metallica

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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2005, 07:59:02 pm »
Quote from: Iceman on June 22, 2005, 06:12:45 pm
The only ones worth chasing are the ones that take you on the wildest chase.

Ice, you have just proven yourself intelligent enough to be an enlisted man. You MUST quit OCS now and report immediately to your branch's basic training program. You must pass this wisdom on to other young men not so gifted with such knowledge, and you can't do that with a bar on your shoulder. ;)
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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #17 on: June 23, 2005, 03:21:43 pm »
Quote from: Clark Kent on June 22, 2005, 07:53:33 pm
No, I'm concerned because the ones on the street arren't dropping clothes for me when I command them to anymore. :'(

Most likely, they've all seen your avatar.

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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2005, 03:47:44 pm »
Quote from: J. Carney on June 22, 2005, 07:59:02 pm
Quote from: Iceman on June 22, 2005, 06:12:45 pm
The only ones worth chasing are the ones that take you on the wildest chase.

Ice, you have just proven yourself intelligent enough to be an enlisted man. You MUST quit OCS now and report immediately to your branch's basic training program. You must pass this wisdom on to other young men not so gifted with such knowledge, and you can't do that with a bar on your shoulder. ;)

ROTC, close enough.

And if I ever become too distant from my NCO's and Airmen that I cannot pass on this type of valuable information, I want you to track me down and shoot me on sight.
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Re: Oh dear God, please help me on this
« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2005, 06:29:42 pm »
Quote from: Iceman on June 23, 2005, 03:47:44 pm
Quote from: J. Carney on June 22, 2005, 07:59:02 pm
Quote from: Iceman on June 22, 2005, 06:12:45 pm
The only ones worth chasing are the ones that take you on the wildest chase.

Ice, you have just proven yourself intelligent enough to be an enlisted man. You MUST quit OCS now and report immediately to your branch's basic training program. You must pass this wisdom on to other young men not so gifted with such knowledge, and you can't do that with a bar on your shoulder. ;)

ROTC, close enough.

And if I ever become too distant from my NCO's and Airmen that I cannot pass on this type of valuable information, I want you to track me down and shoot me on sight.

LOL... I'll take you up opn that one. :P ;D If you'll excuse me, I have to go clean my equipment...

we have a new LT, and she is cute (enough). I have to look good if I want to work on that Article 15 for Fraternization. ;D
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